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Statutory Ape

Matchmaking rank Silver IFACEIT no accountno account
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Steam9d ago
FACEIT27d ago

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Teammate colors
97762
win/loss/tie
32·56·6
win rate
36%
matches
94
// 01 · telemetry
latest 90 / 90 matches

Stats analysis

// trust rating
95.3%
-4.7%Team damage
// ttd
bottom 16%
795ms
// preaim
bottom 43%
3.5°
// aim offset
top 40%
16.8°
// k/d ratio
bottom 21%
0.66
// hltv rating
bottom 27%
0.83
// kast
bottom 29%
65.1%
// adr
bottom 34%
67.0
// accuracy
bottom 28%
19.3%
// 02 · kill profile

Kill breakdown

4.1%
// wallbangs
41 / 1,004 kills
3%
// through smokes
30 / 1,004 kills
1.8%
// in-air
18 / 1,004 kills
2.7%
// noscope
5 / 188 kills
38%
// headshots
365 / 968 kills
// 03 · details

Detailed stats

// general
K/D/A968 / 1,475 / 439
Enemy damage120,168
HS kills365 (37.7%)
First kills163
Trade kills228
Counter-strafing63.6%
Bhop success10.4%
// aim & reactions
Spot to damage805ms
Spot to kill962ms
Aim offset17.0°
Preaim3.7°
Spray accuracy20.5%
Accuracy19.4%
// utility
Grenade throws76
Enemies flashed / flash0.68
Avg flash duration0.88s
HE dmg / grenade4.5
Fire dmg / grenade3.0
Unused util on death$25
// behavior
Teammates flashed / flash0.21
Teammate flash duration1.09s
Util dmg to team / match0.1
Team damage / match52.5
Teamkills / match0.32
AFK time / match19s
// 04 · clutches
23 / 183 · 13%

Clutch performance

// 1v1
9 · 21
30%
// 1v2
12 · 37
24%
// 1v3
2 · 47
4%
// 1v4
0 · 33
0%
// 1v5
0 · 22
0%
// 05 · teammates
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Frequent teammates

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// 06 · match history
94 records

Match history

MatchK / D / APreaimTTDWhen
Office9–12
MMChicago
12 / 16 / 315.3°619msplayed 2026-08-02 20:30
Office13–10
MMSterling
14 / 18 / 17.2°746msplayed 2026-08-02 19:21
Vertigo13–10
MMChicago
15 / 18 / 618.9°1180msplayed 2026-08-02 07:55
Office12–12
MMChicago
19 / 16 / 56.2°468msplayed 2026-08-02 07:01
Office6–13
MMChicago
11 / 15 / 314.5°524msplayed 2026-08-02 06:27
Office5–7
MMChicago
5 / 10 / 36.8°542msplayed 2026-07-26 05:59
Office9–5
MMChicago
6 / 13 / 521.5°837msplayed 2026-07-25 22:17
Office8–13
MMChicago
9 / 16 / 413.6°650msplayed 2026-07-25 02:40
Office10–13
MMChicago
9 / 20 / 314.7°857msplayed 2026-07-19 05:04
Office10–13
MMDallas
5 / 21 / 59.9°1173msplayed 2026-07-19 04:27

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// 07 · ranks

Ranks

ModeRankBestWinsWR
Office
Matchmaking
Matchmaking rank Silver I
played 2026-08-02 20:30
Matchmaking rank Silver II
played 2026-07-25 22:17
55
36%
Vertigo
Matchmaking
Matchmaking rank Rank 0
played 2026-08-02 07:55
Matchmaking rank Rank 0
played 2026-08-02 07:55
0
100%
Premier
?
played 2026-05-31 05:36
?
played 2026-05-31 05:36
0
0%
x-axis
MM per map
// 08 · maps

Map performance

OfficeMatchmaking rank Silver I
92 matches
31W55L6T36% WR
0.65
K/D
66
ADR
0.83
Rating
794ms
TTD
64.6%
KAST
11.2°
Preaim
Mirage
1 match
0W1L0% WR
0.64
K/D
64
ADR
0.75
Rating
981ms
TTD
60.0%
KAST
13.2°
Preaim
VertigoMatchmaking rank Rank 0
1 match
1W0L100% WR
0.83
K/D
75
ADR
1.07
Rating
1180ms
TTD
73.9%
KAST
18.9°
Preaim
// 09 · grenades
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// 10 · chat
652 msgs · 52 matches

Chat history

Officeplayed 2026-08-02 20:30
1 message
Vertigoplayed 2026-08-02 07:55
1 message
Officeplayed 2026-08-02 07:01
5 messages
Officeplayed 2026-08-02 06:27
16 messages
R1·00:16.23
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R1·01:10.62
penis waffle
R1·01:26.27
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R1·01:54.44
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R1·01:55.02
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·24:56.66
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·24:57.47
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·24:57.91
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:00.08
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:02.36
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:03.95
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:10.36
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:12.44
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:12.84
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:13.33
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R18·25:14.14
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
Officeplayed 2026-07-26 05:59
47 messages
R9·13:42.77
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·13:43.70
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R9·13:44.52
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R9·13:44.94
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R9·13:45.45
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·13:45.78
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R9·13:46.12
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·14:19.11
fuck this game
R9·14:19.61
fuck this game
R9·14:20.06
fuck this game
R9·14:20.52
fuck this game
R9·14:20.92
fuck this game
R9·14:21.31
fuck this game
R9·14:21.67
fuck this game
R9·14:22.05
fuck this game
R9·14:22.34
fuck this game
R9·14:23.70
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:24.09
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:24.47
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:24.84
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:25.23
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:25.80
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:26.16
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:26.94
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:27.38
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:27.77
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:28.14
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:28.50
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:28.88
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:29.34
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:29.69
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:30.08
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:30.47
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:30.88
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:38.61
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R9·14:55.41
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·14:56.25
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·14:57.12
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·14:59.41
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:00.34
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:00.62
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:01.05
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:01.95
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:05.38
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:09.84
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:10.97
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·15:13.91
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
Officeplayed 2026-07-25 22:17
1 message
Officeplayed 2026-07-25 02:40
3 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-19 05:04
32 messages
R5·05:35.33
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R5·05:35.70
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R5·05:36.09
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R5·05:36.47
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R5·05:36.95
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R5·05:38.58
fuck this game
R5·05:39.55
fuck this game
R5·05:39.98
fuck this game
R5·05:40.41
fuck this game
R5·05:40.75
fuck this game
R5·05:41.03
fuck this game
R5·05:41.50
fuck this game
R5·05:41.94
fuck this game
R5·05:42.53
fuck this game
R16·18:00.69
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R16·18:01.03
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R16·18:01.39
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R16·19:13.23
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R16·19:14.00
fuck this game
R16·19:15.89
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R16·19:16.52
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R16·19:18.42
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R16·19:19.56
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R16·19:20.05
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R17·19:24.69
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R17·19:24.98
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R17·19:25.72
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R17·19:26.00
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R17·19:27.08
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R17·19:28.59
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R17·19:30.28
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R17·19:30.64
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
Officeplayed 2026-07-19 04:27
10 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-14 23:15
1 message
Officeplayed 2026-07-12 02:44
5 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-09 00:44
12 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-05 23:27
1 message
Officeplayed 2026-07-05 22:52
3 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-05 06:02
8 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-05 05:22
10 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-02 23:27
10 messages
Officeplayed 2026-07-02 01:25
17 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-29 22:47
16 messages
R1·00:25.67
THANKS MAN
R9·12:55.66
fuck this game
R9·12:56.78
fuck this game
R9·12:57.08
fuck this game
R9·12:57.44
fuck this game
R9·12:57.84
fuck this game
R9·12:58.30
fuck this game
R9·12:58.75
fuck this game
R9·12:59.14
fuck this game
R9·13:00.66
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R9·13:01.09
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R9·13:01.59
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R9·13:01.95
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R9·13:02.44
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R19·29:41.20
y mega
R20·30:02.89
sybau
Officeplayed 2026-06-28 18:37
6 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-28 17:25
19 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-28 02:24
5 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-27 20:45
34 messages
R1·00:08.77
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R1·00:09.09
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R3·03:11.02
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R3·03:11.80
fuck this game
R3·03:19.00
fuck this game
R3·03:19.38
fuck this game
R3·03:19.70
fuck this game
R3·03:20.00
fuck this game
R3·03:20.33
fuck this game
R3·03:20.72
fuck this game
R3·03:21.03
fuck this game
R3·03:21.42
fuck this game
R7·09:10.84
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R8·10:40.23
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:00.20
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R11·16:02.91
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:10.77
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:11.16
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:11.59
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:12.00
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:12.41
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R11·16:12.75
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R13·18:08.42
Whoever threw that flashbang, you wronged me on a level that transcends this match. I'm not talking simple in-game betrayal -I mean you reached into the fabric of my digital existence and slapped my soul with a burst of industrial-grade ma
R13·18:09.00
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R14·19:15.36
I saw every mistake l've ever made flash before my eyes, including the ones I haven't made yet. My future children felt that flash.My ancestors turned in their graves like'bro, what did you do?' You didn't just blind me - you temporarily d
R14·19:18.88
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:19.22
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:19.58
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:19.94
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:20.28
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:20.64
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:20.97
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:21.34
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
R14·19:21.73
stupid fucking no money having porch monkey
Officeplayed 2026-06-27 04:08
2 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-22 00:55
17 messages
Officeplayed 2026-06-21 19:26
68 messages
R9·11:11.72
cux hit u wit the el dissapear
R9·11:28.97
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·11:29.30
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R9·11:29.66
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·11:30.05
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·11:33.86
penis waffle
R9·11:34.38
penis waffle
R9·11:35.22
penis waffle
R9·11:35.70
penis waffle
R9·11:36.03
penis waffle
R9·11:36.39
penis waffle
R9·11:36.75
penis waffle
R9·11:37.12
penis waffle
R9·11:37.41
penis waffle
R9·11:37.70
penis waffle
R9·11:37.97
penis waffle
R9·11:38.38
penis waffle
R9·11:38.77
penis waffle
R9·11:39.20
penis waffle
R9·11:39.64
penis waffle
R9·11:39.91
penis waffle
R9·11:40.28
penis waffle
R9·11:44.17
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·11:54.47
penis waffle
R9·11:54.86
penis waffle
R9·11:55.22
penis waffle
R9·11:56.12
penis waffle
R9·11:56.56
penis waffle
R9·11:57.11
penis waffle
R9·11:57.55
penis waffle
R9·11:57.81
penis waffle
R9·11:58.66
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R9·11:59.70
penis waffle
R9·12:00.17
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R9·12:00.61
penis waffle
R9·12:00.97
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R9·12:01.36
penis waffle
R9·12:01.70
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R9·12:02.06
penis waffle
R9·12:02.38
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R9·12:02.75
penis waffle
R9·12:03.09
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R9·12:03.45
penis waffle
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penis waffle
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tht part
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auto 4 da win
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game lies
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sybau
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SIT DOWN
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SIT DOWN
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B HUMBLE
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TYPING KENDRIK MAKES ME ANGRY
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Officeplayed 2026-06-20 23:39
49 messages
R4·03:23.62
BUT WHEN I GET FLASHBANGED
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CRY
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R9·11:51.42
U LIKE THE AUTO BUDDY
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40 messages
R6·08:12.39
lmfao
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603
R16·24:07.94
687 15 rbds in
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that part
R17·26:11.42
quit @ urself homie we dnt wanna hear ur life story
R18·26:36.06
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R19·27:47.08
ur the laugh of the lobby stfu oscar
R20·28:42.72
846 b19 rbds in
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148 messages
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penis waffle
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penis waffle
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penis waffle
R3·03:55.17
penis waffle
R3·03:55.92
penis waffle
R5·06:00.11
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penis waffle
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
R20·29:34.00
thats a ak btw
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auto better
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still buying auto XD
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// 11 · triangulation
estimate hidden

Location estimate

// servers
serveravg#
Chicago
ORD
16.9ms74
Sterling
IAD
25.9ms12
Atlanta
ATL
34.5ms5
Dallas
DFW
36.6ms3
// 12 · latency trace
x-axis

Latency history

// 11 · weapons

Weapon breakdown

WeaponKillsHS%Damage
ak47
AK-47
161
81 / 161 HS
50%
19,087
Team 326 (2%)
m4a1_silencer
M4A1-S
156
54 / 156 HS
35%
18,528
Team 526 (3%)
scar20
SCAR-20
116
32 / 116 HS
28%
11,116
Team 256 (2%)
nova
Nova
79
42 / 79 HS
53%
11,855
Team 419 (3%)
g3sg1
G3SG1
68
11 / 68 HS
16%
7,394
Team 166 (2%)
bizon
PP-Bizon
46
12 / 46 HS
26%
6,374
Team 178 (3%)
glock
Glock-18
46
16 / 46 HS
35%
7,480
Team 172 (2%)
usp_silencer
USP-S
45
22 / 45 HS
49%
6,400
Team 289 (4%)
xm1014
XM1014
37
11 / 37 HS
30%
3,705
Team 504 (12%)
ump45
UMP-45
28
16 / 28 HS
57%
3,463
Team 141 (4%)
m4a1
M4A4
23
9 / 23 HS
39%
3,268
Team 10 (0.31%)
p90
P90
23
6 / 23 HS
26%
2,878
Team 5 (0.17%)
sg556
SG 553
21
10 / 21 HS
48%
2,553
Team 79 (3%)
mp9
MP9
19
7 / 19 HS
37%
2,515
Team 52 (2%)
sawedoff
Sawed-Off
17
5 / 17 HS
29%
2,236
Team 75 (3%)
mac10
MAC-10
15
6 / 15 HS
40%
1,887
Team 4 (0.21%)
aug
AUG
14
6 / 14 HS
43%
1,642
Team 117 (7%)
galilar
Galil AR
13
4 / 13 HS
31%
1,755
Team 181 (9%)
hkp2000
P2000
9
3 / 9 HS
33%
1,801
Team 63 (3%)
mp5sd
MP5-SD
6
1 / 6 HS
17%
0
negev
Negev
5
3 / 5 HS
60%
434
mp7
MP7
4
2 / 4 HS
50%
1,510
deagle
Desert Eagle
4
2 / 4 HS
50%
563
Team 230 (29%)
famas
FAMAS
4
2 / 4 HS
50%
699
elite
Dual Berettas
3
1 / 3 HS
33%
338
Team 38 (10%)
revolver
R8 Revolver
3
1 / 3 HS
33%
0
p250
P250
1
0 / 1 HS
0%
41
ssg08
SSG 08
1
0 / 1 HS
0%
105
taser
Taser
1
0 / 1 HS
0%
60
Team 100 (62%)
m249
M249
0
0 / 0 HS
-
88
tec9
Tec-9
0
0 / 0 HS
-
39
fiveseven
Five-SeveN
0
0 / 0 HS
-
66
cz75a
CZ75-Auto
0
0 / 0 HS
-
0
Team 182 (100%)
awp
AWP
0
0 / 0 HS
-
0
mag7
MAG-7
0
0 / 0 HS
-
31
Team 23 (43%)
knife
Knife
0
0 / 0 HS
-
115
Team 679 (86%)
hegrenade
HE Grenade
0
0 / 0 HS
-
94
inferno
Inferno
0
0 / 0 HS
-
48
Team 14 (23%)