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Umpalumpa Schänder

22,722

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Steam16d ago

FACEIT16d ago

Teammate colors

512141

win/loss/tie

13·9·1

win rate

59%

matches

// 01 · telemetry

latest 23 / 90 matches

Stats analysis

// trust rating

94.1%

-4.6%Team damage

-1.3%Headshot kills

// ttd

top 33%

634ms

// preaim

bottom 29%

4.0°

// aim offset

top 26%

15.4°

// k/d ratio

top 24%

1.12

// hltv rating

top 25%

1.19

// kast

top 45%

70.0%

// adr

top 36%

79.7

// accuracy

top 43%

22.8%

// 02 · kill profile

Kill breakdown

2.4%

// wallbangs

9 / 372 kills

5.6%

// through smokes

21 / 372 kills

1.1%

// in-air

4 / 372 kills

1.8%

// noscope

1 / 55 kills

61%

// headshots

220 / 363 kills

// 03 · details

Detailed stats

// general

K/D/A363 / 325 / 81

Enemy damage37,677

HS kills220 (60.6%)

First kills46

Trade kills51

Counter-strafing78.7%

Bhop success9.9%

// aim & reactions

Spot to damage634ms

Spot to kill650ms

Aim offset15.4°

Preaim4.0°

Spray accuracy26.1%

Accuracy22.8%

// utility

Grenade throws394

Enemies flashed / flash0.72

Avg flash duration2.23s

HE dmg / grenade6.4

Fire dmg / grenade1.9

Unused util on death$417

// behavior

Teammates flashed / flash0.40

Teammate flash duration1.64s

Util dmg to team / match6.2

Team damage / match51.4

Teamkills / match0.39

AFK time / match6s

// 04 · clutches

2 / 39 · 5%

Clutch performance

// 1v1

1 · 3

25%

// 1v2

0 · 10

// 1v3

0 · 10

// 1v4

1 · 9

10%

// 1v5

0 · 5

// 05 · teammates

Frequent teammates

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// 06 · match history

23 records

Match history

Match	Rank	K / D / A	K/D	ADR	Rating	KAST	ACC	Preaim	TTD	When
Ancient9–13 PremierPremierFrankfurt	22,837 -115⟶ 22,722	12 / 16 / 4	0.75	60.3	0.79	59.1%	24.4%	2.1°	369ms	played 2026-07-27 20:24
Ancient11–13 PremierPremierLondon	22,945 -108⟶ 22,837	20 / 13 / 2	1.54	76.3	1.32	79.2%	20.9%	2.2°	771ms	played 2026-07-27 19:39
Inferno13–4 PremierPremierVienna	22,478 +467⟶ 22,945	10 / 8 / 0	1.25	53.8	1.11	82.3%	11.9%	1.1°	524ms	played 2026-07-27 19:14
Mirage7–13 PremierPremierWarsaw	22,596 -118⟶ 22,478	6 / 17 / 2	0.35	33.1	0.20	30.0%	12.1%	5.1°	686ms	played 2026-07-27 14:46
Dust213–11 PremierPremierFrankfurt	22,596	22 / 17 / 4	1.29	94.1	1.34	75.0%	22.9%	2.1°	408ms	played 2026-07-27 13:47
Inferno13–10 PremierPremierMadrid	?	17 / 14 / 5	1.21	81.9	1.17	69.6%	18.4%	2.4°	345ms	played 2026-07-27 13:04
Mirage15–15 PremierPremierFrankfurt	?	16 / 23 / 7(1f)	0.70	65.9	0.93	70.0%	21.7%	1.0°	696ms	played 2026-07-25 20:29
Nuke13–2 PremierPremierFrankfurt	?	13 / 5 / 3	2.60	75.5	1.59	93.3%	27.4%	2.9°	593ms	played 2026-07-25 20:00
Cache13–4 PremierPremierFrankfurt	?	13 / 12 / 4	1.08	92.2	1.14	64.7%	23.6%	3.6°	770ms	played 2026-07-25 19:32
Mirage13–11 PremierPremierFrankfurt	?	13 / 15 / 2	0.87	52.9	0.82	54.2%	14.4%	2.2°	398ms	played 2026-07-25 18:20

// older matches

// 07 · ranks

Ranks

Mode	Rank	Best	Wins	WR
Premier	22,722 played 2026-07-27 20:24	22,945 played 2026-07-27 19:14	11	67%
Vertigo Matchmaking	played 2026-06-10 18:06	played 2026-06-10 18:06	10	44%
Mirage Matchmaking	played 2026-06-28 08:42	played 2026-06-28 08:42	6	100%

PremierMM all

x-axis

MM per mapVertigoMirage

// 08 · maps

Map performance

Vertigo

9 matches

4W5L44% WR

1.22

K/D

ADR

1.31

Rating

672ms

TTD

70.4%

KAST

9.4°

Preaim

Mirage

4 matches

2W1L1T67% WR

0.76

K/D

ADR

0.91

Rating

553ms

TTD

62.0%

KAST

6.5°

Preaim

Nuke

4 matches

3W1L75% WR

1.25

K/D

ADR

1.26

Rating

657ms

TTD

75.8%

KAST

6.5°

Preaim

Ancient

2 matches

0W2L0% WR

1.10

K/D

ADR

1.06

Rating

570ms

TTD

69.1%

KAST

6.3°

Preaim

Inferno

2 matches

2W0L100% WR

1.23

K/D

ADR

1.14

Rating

434ms

TTD

76.0%

KAST

11.4°

Preaim

Cache

1 match

1W0L100% WR

1.08

K/D

ADR

1.14

Rating

770ms

TTD

64.7%

KAST

13.3°

Preaim

Dust2

1 match

1W0L100% WR

1.29

K/D

ADR

1.34

Rating

408ms

TTD

75.0%

KAST

2.9°

Preaim

// 09 · grenades

Grenades

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// 10 · chat

67 msgs · 14 matches

Chat history

Ancientplayed 2026-07-27 20:24

4 messages

R15·26:00.28

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

R15·26:01.62

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

R15·26:02.27

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

R15·26:02.75

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

Infernoplayed 2026-07-27 19:14

11 messages

R11·13:05.09

DARF ICH SIE IN DIESEM ZYLINDER VERSCHWINDEN LASSEN

R13·15:59.50

R13·16:12.75

R14·16:54.88

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

R14·17:07.44

R14·17:50.16

DARF ICH SIE IN DIESEM ZYLINDER VERSCHWINDEN LASSEN

R15·17:58.16

neinnnnnnnn

R15·17:59.30

drücke aber braindead

Mirageplayed 2026-07-25 20:29

3 messages

R3·02:37.83

tung tung tung sahüruuuuuu

R3·03:33.47

DARF ICH SIE IN DIESEM ZYLINDER VERSCHWINDEN LASSEN

R30·40:46.84

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

Nukeplayed 2026-07-25 20:00

1 message

R8·11:08.69

der schänder ist auf dem weg in die Rinde

Mirageplayed 2026-07-25 18:20

2 messages

R7·11:52.34

luca ist ein hurensohn

R13·19:55.80

Nukeplayed 2026-07-25 15:18

4 messages

R13·19:49.12

nice safe

R14·20:17.27

safer schwanz in dein popo

R15·22:35.83

tripi trapa im tripitrapa land

R17·24:06.95

aight im cuming

Mirageplayed 2026-06-28 08:42

5 messages

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-09 15:28

10 messages

tung tung tung sahüruuuuuu

R3·02:23.59

der schänder ist auf dem weg in die Rinde

R3·02:24.28

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

R3·02:29.86

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-08 18:09

3 messages

R16·24:20.59

brät

R18·27:55.08

allso will ja nichts sagen aber mit faceit lvl 2 würde ich nichts sagen wenn man nur comp spielt ist skill = 0 kampf

Round ?·28:46.73

ez sam du hurenshohn

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-08 13:15

3 messages

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-08 12:41

4 messages

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-04 13:42

2 messages

Vertigoplayed 2026-06-03 19:17

12 messages

R8·08:09.08

R8·08:16.44

tung tung tung sahüruuuuuu

der schänder ist auf dem weg in die Rinde

R18·22:12.92

tung tung tung sahüruuuuuu

R18·22:13.88

der schänder ist auf dem weg in die Rinde

R18·22:14.55

long live daddy aka mister horse cogg

Vertigoplayed 2026-04-18 20:44

3 messages

// 11 · triangulation

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Location estimate

Location is inferred from ping to CS2 servers and may not be accurate, especially when the player is not surrounded by servers or uses a VPN.

// servers

server	avg	#
Frankfurt FRA	9.0ms	14
Vienna VIE	15.0ms	2
London LHR	15.4ms	2
Madrid MAD	23.1ms	3
Warsaw WAW	23.8ms	2

// 12 · latency trace

x-axis

Latency history

// 11 · weapons

Weapon breakdown

Weapon	Kills	HS%	Shots	Accuracy	Damage	Hitgroups
AK-47	138 106 / 138 HS	77%	2,036 414 / 2.04k hits	20%	14,699 Team 524 (3%)	Chest46%Head29%Stomach10%Right Arm7.5%Left Arm2.7%Left Leg1.4%Right Leg1.4%Neck1.2%
M4A1-S	53 27 / 53 HS	51%	723 156 / 723 hits	22%	4,935 Team 54 (1%)	Chest51%Head28%Stomach10%Right Arm5.1%Left Arm2.6%Left Leg1.9%Right Leg1.9%
AWP	51 4 / 51 HS	7.8%	164 58 / 164 hits	35%	4,157 Team 208 (5%)	Chest53%Stomach16%Right Arm14%Head8.6%Left Arm3.4%Left Leg3.4%Neck1.7%
Desert Eagle	32 24 / 32 HS	75%	169 67 / 169 hits	40%	3,458 Team 8 (0.23%)	Chest43%Head36%Stomach12%Right Arm6%Neck1.5%Right Leg1.5%
Glock-18	29 17 / 29 HS	59%	316 92 / 316 hits	29%	2,767 Team 112 (4%)	Chest51%Head36%Right Arm6.5%Stomach4.3%Left Arm2.2%
USP-S	18 18 / 18 HS	100%	206 44 / 206 hits	21%	2,235	Head52%Chest41%Stomach6.8%
MP9	8 6 / 8 HS	75%	241 57 / 241 hits	24%	1,109 Team 17 (2%)	Chest56%Head19%Stomach11%Right Arm8.8%Left Arm5.3%
Galil AR	6 3 / 6 HS	50%	69 16 / 69 hits	23%	414 Team 7 (2%)	Chest44%Head44%Right Arm6.2%Stomach6.2%
M4A4	5 4 / 5 HS	80%	53 25 / 53 hits	47%	973 Team 3 (0.31%)	Chest40%Head36%Right Arm16%Left Arm4%Stomach4%
Tec-9	4 1 / 4 HS	25%	54 6 / 54 hits	11%	193	Chest67%Head17%Stomach17%
SG 553	3 2 / 3 HS	67%	42 8 / 42 hits	19%	291 Team 9 (3%)	Head50%Chest25%Stomach25%
SSG 08	3 1 / 3 HS	33%	31 5 / 31 hits	16%	247	Chest80%Head20%
Five-SeveN	3 2 / 3 HS	67%	28 7 / 28 hits	25%	304	Head43%Chest29%Right Arm14%Stomach14%
MAG-7	3 3 / 3 HS	100%	7 18 / 7 hits	100%	427	Stomach39%Chest28%Head22%Neck5.6%Right Leg5.6%
FAMAS	2 1 / 2 HS	50%	15 6 / 15 hits	40%	180	Stomach50%Head33%Chest17%
HE Grenade	2 0 / 2 HS	0%	0 63 / 0 hits	-	839 Team 104 (11%)	-
MAC-10	1 1 / 1 HS	100%	67 14 / 67 hits	21%	239	Chest57%Head14%Right Arm14%Stomach14%
Inferno	1 0 / 1 HS	0%	0 48 / 0 hits	-	129 Team 38 (23%)	-
Knife	1 0 / 1 HS	0%	0 8 / 0 hits	-	78 Team 98 (56%)	-
XM1014	0 0 / 0 HS	-	2 0 / 2 hits	0%	0	-
Molotov	0 0 / 0 HS	-	0 2 / 0 hits	-	2	-
Smoke Grenade	0 0 / 0 HS	-	0 1 / 0 hits	-	1	-

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