daniel

You dare oppose your fate?

hey rara

good to see you again

it's a shame we've met under such circumstances

that one's on us

have that one on the house

WHY YOU COMING FAS

i unadded someont today

:(

gh

sorry to hear that

gay

gh

rough

i know we broke up kels but it doesn't have to be like this

uh oh

uh oh...

gg

gh

gg

Halt your speaking!

Justice demands retribution!

get pwned

derank these

What does WTAF mean

cry more pizza boy

you just arent good enough pal

gg

You dare contest your fate?

It would appear that you are now the target.

gg

gh

gg

Your sister's weekend availability

gg

LIAR

gh

gg

gg

you wouldn't steal a handbag

gg

GG

gg

untrue cody

i got a niiiiine cody

do you really think he was cheating

we beat you because you think that

the erosion of your mental is why you lost

ranking up in this elo is easy bc 90% of people have baby goo goo ga ga mental

waa i got shot properly so he cheating

don't talking please

i wasn't even smack talking btw the minute you blame game instead of own ability you give up mentally and lose

then every good shot there on out confirms your skewed idea

of cheats

gg

So if you'll look closely, you'll notice it says i hit a wall

But that was a collat

daniel

there can be only one

true

lmao

lock these nuts in yo face

nah don't

you answer him

leinad is your new name

give it to me right now

never

gg

no one's cheating bro

victim mentality andy

u mad

gg

take care of these pal

gg

we meet again you unemployed sausage

kleriq

what's going on man

kleriq

don't do that again

nm wby

air

gravity being the right amount on earth

call a timout for us

:D

Kleriq *Shakes fist in vehement rage*

Kleriqqqqqq!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of these days we're going to get on the same team and it'll be wonderful we will join forces

kleriq can i be honest with you

can you handle it

gh

you've lost every game i've been in you with

and every time you blaming the game

maybe you're the common denomenator

nein

yea yea

what's that supposed to mean CLERIC

see what i mean

see

pointing fingers all the time

how you gonna get better if you don't take responsibility cleric

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH

I GET THIS FEELING

gg

hey man

you were quite upset last game

thinking the team was cheating

arial assassin

assassin

ass ass in

in ass ass

in ass

hilarious joke

gh

gg

Corey Worthingtonnnnnnn!!!!!!!! *Shakes fist vehemently*

gg

gg

GG

lets make that a c: hris

gg

remember me

from three days ago

and the elo iw as

open a case kiwi

that timing was very serendipitous

he's 40k elo

playing like 10k

who

doubt he's cheating

cheaters get kills

i always say that

just targets

clicking heads important to get good at here and can smash this elo

but in high rank gotta use strat

you can have one or the other

gg

g

gg

you guys are going to lose this game

screencap my message

frame it

see

gh

hey x

gg

lmfao

shut yo mouth jacksoon

jacklater more like it wink wonk

freelo

is that what your sister rates you

gg

gh

gh

gh

gh

gh

GG

gg

did you hear me?

GG

you guys wanna ff and save time

watched the new spiderman last night lads

good ass movie

worth the watch

where you get bulletproof balaclavas from

gh

nice push man

kick rocks fella

sorry pal, you've angered me and therefore entered the danger zone

try something like that and i'll transport you to a universe where they spell vagina vaginer

WHAT KIND OF A MAN SACRIFICES HIS TEAMMATE TO HELLFIRE

NO MAN AT ALL

ftw tbh omg wtf

mfw

LMFAO

gg

gg

thanks man

gh

gg

WHYCOMING FAS

hey where do yall get them bulletproof belaclavas from

?

take that back

gg

gh

gg for them you mean

because they losin

gg

You mere mortals haven't a chance! This is just the beginning!

gg

gg

gg

kezz is that from halo

is that fkn

captain in halo 3

Arguh, arhgggg!!!!

I have been beaten, but I will rise up again!

wanna call your timeouts in the name of honor until our teammate gets back

and guess what

now we win

AND we retain our honor!

Mere mortal..

how did you know purple

how did you know about my chiseled jawline and buff pectoral muscles

`

An excellent prediction.. but not excellent enough..

gg

LUCK?

YOU ATTRIBUTE MY LIFE'S WORK TO.. LUCK!?

Justice demands retribution!

lil bit of a flanky wanky x

Remember! Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading!

bro reads in game hints

brother

you turned and looked at me?

but then looked forward

gg

half good i say buddy

gg

gg

gg hell of a comeback

Not.. quite my tempo.

Get what?

watch your mouth bengabin

*sudden erection propels enemy orange across the room*

*sleeps with wife*

*Makes passive income*

x

xx

Justice demands retribution!

Such is the tides of war..

I'll get them in this next one!

Argh! ARGHHH!!!

They got me in that one, I'll be sure to bounce back with tenacity..

Justice is manifest!

You got this! Lock in!

Perhaps if you were able to control your emotions, it wouldn't inhibit your ability to focus on the game! :D

Well done!

:D

Justice!!!!

Argharrrghhh!

i think you put an ​e​ in rap there

did you mean you want to rap battle

Wow!

It's like being in a microwave!

that isn't very nice bengabin

time to save the day

nvm

gg

Your timing is exceptional!

those guys were pissed

but held it in

gg

walling makes you worse at the game vix

gh everyone except people that use wall hackerinos

i wonder

you should get a cheat for autocorrect vix

gg

gg

purple is so angry

you are robbing yourself currlyfrys

you can tape a 9 inch dildo where your dong goes but eventually she'll know the difference you know what i'm sayin

gg

You are beginning to make me angry!

waoh

were you aware of the typo

that's okay

perhaps you were so starteld you typed it incorrectly

*hides behind thin lamp post whilst being jacked*

gg

CAAAAABBAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE *shakes fist vehemantly*

CCCAAAAAAABBBBBBAAAAAGE

love you too man

You are making me angry......

You won't like me when I'm angry.... *cock turns green*

I see that you are beginning to assert yourself into angles that are not wise. I will take advantage of this and counter you.

Justice demands retribution!

Unhand my m4!

Unhand it!

Argh.. AARRRGHHH!!!

gg

are you guys q'd together

enjoy your elo lads

gh

gg

enjoy the shit out of your elo boys

take that rude comment back

kick him boys

you will never find me

nah come on bro switch em off

let's play the game

yeah man

lmao

as if you're not bored bro

i'd have a hard time taking a pleasant shit if i used cheats in counter strike

did it feel good

yeah man just a number not like people actually play the game to enjoy it

Alright.. You leave me no choice.. I am forced to respond with the totality of my strength!

gg

watch your mouth buddy

the ae's in your name look like my nutsack

says the guy with my scrotum in his callsign

ggs

bongwater34

shep

Justice demands retribution!

You dare contest your king?

gg

i think they mollied me

where did your molly hit?

DONT LOOKK

gg

?

You dare oppose your king?

Get an application commonly referred to as: Leetify.

in your mothers bedroom at 1:20am

Fools! Justice demands retribution!

gg

Hey enemy team! Let's have a clean game!

Purple. How about try this: Don't talking, please!

You will not defeat us, our team bond is too strong!

Carried? The only thing that's getting carried my unborn son! In your sisters womb!

In your mothers womb!

You got this purple bro lock in

gg

hey obiwan

that was one hell of a predict on me man

awesome play

?

i was just commenting on how awesome that play was that you made

the one that was a legitimate prediction earned through years of counter strike experience

gg

btw

i did a 360 before i dropped down and shot yo ass

get fucked pal

only in the morning

so you were just defeated by feminists

gg

gg

ace these fuck head

>:D

gonna save that awp

put it in an index fund

GG

gg

you guys lose now

just so you know when you eliminated me then i said ​fuck you​

damn joc le coq grande

so i noticed you just shot me through a smoke there

gg

he coming back>?

i think you meant ​shite​

also that's wild you know the webpage

quite a suspect moment if i've ever seen one

proud of you for quitting

i cheated on my first wife

that too was through a website

persianwifefinder

bomb these pal

Hey, haha, you don't know me but hey! I'm Daniel. I'm on the other team. So I checked CT after you said he was there..

Turns out he wasn't, what's up with that?

You dare speak to your king?

For what is a gay. For the love of a bicep, the love of another man? An appreciation for the sculpted art of effort?

gg

gh

You dare speak to your king?

*has sex with gf*

gg

come back

get ready

You nervous?

it's ok man

This galil I got from you the past few rounds is so cool

*shakes fist*

is that actually true

that means there's a high probability you've heard your parents fucking

bummer

nah too much sodium

gg

These nuts!

Ha!

My apowogies pwincess you will now have to meet the totawity of my batallions stwength

you ate that flash

My question is why would you do that if it impairs your visdion

Justice demands retribution!

hey fandango

Bitchless! Bitchless!? You dare oppose your king with such dross!?

GG

You dare contest your king?

You dare oppose your fate?

*Casts fire breathing* *Eyes light up red* Are you sure you want to go there pal?

Alright so I'm going to need you guys to tone it back a notch.

hey buddy

what's your name short for

autism?

heh, nice

the most warranted ? i have ever seen

?

gg

CEASE YOUR SPEAKING

miwage got banned :(

gg

warm these up buddy

you can do this sarina williams

Cheeky rascal!

Justice demands retribution!

:/

is what my colleague meant to say

A good half indeed!

rina is that an acronym for sarina

she jumped in front of a bullet for you dawg did you see that

whiff these buddy

*generously presents giant mammoth ballsack on desk*

Seems like you guys are a few rounds ahead at the moment.

You dare oppose your king and contest your fate?

Thou aren't ready for the totality of my strength

WHAT IS THE STORY WITH THE LEAVER. BED TIME. ?

GG

We shall grant you those rounds

and serendiptious for youw

look at these buddy

look at these

*generously thonks giant nutsack on desk*

You dare contest your king?

A retreat.. heh.. to be expected..

You dare summon fire?

*Deflects it* *has sex with gf*

Perhaps he would.. if you weren't so easy to smite

Contemplated shaving my chest today.. Changed my mind

Wait, did you guys hear that!?

Come B if you want to see your end

It would seem wike der is a widdle bit of twouble on the homefwont

You dare utilze a gun with binoculars?

no bi means gay

hey tj

do not be sad because sad backwards is dås and dås est not guut

vroom vroom

I suggest you check your micro aggressions buddy.

tj

you have the game sense of a tooth brush

finna use you to scrub my back molars gang

Heh, can't face me yourself so you have your old pal Heavy Explosive do it for you huh?

WHY ARE YOU THERE

EXPLAIN IT TO ME IN LATIN

gg

afk

bro why did you not believe me

and why did you put your nutsack in my face

hey bud

you watch your tone there fella

You dare contest your king?

You dare question your king?

Doth thou question the penile function?

Justice demands retribution!

whatever you say sram

i think ill have a sram sandwich

vaginer

he trying to fix his ping but he will be unable to as it was i that sabotaged it by calling his isp and inferring a relationshi

p between him and the guys wife

fuck he's back

time out for your mate boys

gg

yes dear

resume shappelle daniel

GG

gg

Just a heads up if any gamer girls need online defending against internet trolls I am available!

I can come up with quick retorts, powered by witt! Your online experience needn't be woeful!

Anyone want to hang out and listen to Ellie Goulding?

Now I'm on the outside

ayayayide

I shot out your airpods

For now you shan't listen to music

you cannot

do not contest your king

I am seeking a candidate for procreation. I can kickflip irl.

One of your guys has to laev

So..

I like women

Yes doubleZ

Heh.. that all you got?

Heh..

I can catch any pokemon you name in pokemon go whilst riding the skateboard.

Just pick a pokemon from the pokedex

gay

I think my game is broken as I did not see that emoji come through

Every time I eliminate one of you I growl with ferocity

because he's smart and he's our star player

he's our coach carter

good

erode that mental

I dare you to push! I dare you!

THAT'S MY BOY

YEAH

WE REPRESENT THE SAME SMART TECH

Unfortunately pwincess you have met the totawity of my battalions strength

gg

gh

gg

ok red

you can do this pacman

it doesn't matter that you're one shot

you can do it

crimson i'm dating your sister

shit

that's ok babe

COWARDS

what you guys talking about over there x

GG

crimson :)

ROBOT AIM

YOU DARE CONTEST YOUR KING?

ROBOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shakes fist with tenacious passion*

simon?

COME CLAIM THE BOMB

For this is what you have been witholding? A skill such as this? I laugh in the face of your efforts, for they pale

in comparison to my blade.

gg

lucky shot tbh

my boy waltuh had you on the ropes there

suck my el huncho pal

right here buddy

its called 7-11 bucko

free slurpee

Just a heads up! Any gamer girls in here in need of defending let me know. I can come back with quippy retorts and witt!

save bro

gg

spell your name backwards

watch it wang

bang bang

kapow

hablar espanol?

gg

hey tsm myth

do you like xd clan from fortnite

tsm myth

yeah yeah buddy we'll let you have that one

take that to the bank and deposit that

put ya two cents in get a dollar back

TSM MYTH

ANSWER YOUR KING

What's Jablen Jabels!

gg

gh

GG

I actually disagree with that elimination you got there earlier jonny

I can't possibly concur with the outcome actually.

Hang on let me think about it

Yeah nah I really can't

gh

hit the head haanzi

you got this bro

keep practicing

surely you smirked when i said that

like a little one

nah you're improving but if i were a gamer girl id still go with daniel

boo

so that's my weapon no

now

property of daniel

like your mom

yeah we reppin the same smart tech

that's my boy

we will both mash you

afk

hey just a shout out to any gamer girls on the enemy team if you ever need anyone to defend you in an argument or whatever

just lmk

keep it up haanzi bro it's not about how many shots you miss it's about how fast you reload the clip

gh

that awp is property of our team now at this juncture

gh

gg

howd you hitmarker there

util timing is exceptional

watch it chulo

read like a booker

climb the ladder man i am sure no one is there

especially after we planted a

la bonita

GG

gg

gg

crazy had no idea luck was so prevelant in a skill game what a lucky boy you are

it says counter terrorists won, but i don't agree

i think that i won

and it's my life so i will beleive it

LMFAO

hit the head bud

GH

you didn't actually shoot me

i am alive

afgay\

gay af

gh

gg

GG

We were once friends.. but now we must become enemies..

I tried so hard.. And got so far..

In the end.. I had to shoot my bros..

You dare oppose your king?

so what uh

what's going on there bud

yes jak

yes i was

well i guess i was not in the smoke then was i

tuff

team's mental has eroded

yall win this 1

not according to these guys

dw about him

shit mental

great strat from yall

gg

anti social

next level anti social

watch it fuck head

that's my boy you speak of

You dare contest your king?

Justice demands retirbution!

For the spire!

shut it

punk

why

i hope you order a pepperoni pizza and the uber driver hits on you

REALLY GOOD HALF ACTUALLY

REALLY GHOOD HALF

REALLY GODO

yeah especially when the sand gets in your vagina

gg

all g

nm sis

afk

THE GOAT

THE GOOOOAT

gg

gh

poggers

gg

gg

gh bud

you know its the same probability to get a monster dong as it is a micro penis

such is the tides of war

huh fella

deported*

back to micro dong ville

sorry about that i take it back if you actually have a micro dong there are many attributes you that you can ascertain that

exceed endowmnet

exactly

thanks babe

ggs

hey x

sup :D

beat it buster

what rating were we all last season

that's my spot brother

JACK

using cheats makes you bad at the game btw

bb

gg

gg

Justice demands retribution!

gg

gg

GG

gg

ERM

peaking that is not following protocol

GG

gg

if he wall why i holding his m4

what rank were we all last season

were you sitting there

we were both seated there

?

in time young yoda

?

gh

When you try your best but you don't succeed

When you get what you want but not what you need

What excellent accuracy you have

That is okay.

robbing real players that earn their aim by downloading a program

sikh

Justice demands retribution!

hey you are going to lose this one

i meant the next one

So I noticed you saved on that last round..

gg

put your feet away gang

Justice demands retribution!

hey man nice shot

gg

thanks padgley

hey just so you know

we know that you guys are cheating ok

so just ease up on that pal

afk

Justice demands retribution!

watch your mouth young lady

gg

Rapture.. this will be your end!

Justice demands retribution!

Hide!

There can be only one Sheriff in Mirage County..

You dare contest your king?

The totality of my strength is absolute..

Heh, another one bites the dust..

oi purple

ty

who put the tamagochis on ez

sorry about this guys it'll be over soon

blue had to change his tanpon

gg

its alright you can have those ones

watch this you fucking tamagochi

my arms fell of im still pwning you noobs

Justice demands retribution!

I will have my vengance!

vengence!

vengance!

gg

You see pwincess you have enwaged me and now I must respond with nothing less than the totawity of my stwength.

Wooks wike discword nitwo pwivwedges are wemoved.

You dare attempt to take what's mine?

Justice demands retribution!

gh

hey now

67 :P !

we'll give you those ones

get baited

orange is the master of baiting

How dare you!

*greta thunberg voice*

still proud of you guys

Heh, he won't even know that you're sitting at T stairs, heh. Good thing I'm in team chat

gg

hey enemy orange what's up man

nah real

when i got in lobby he was like

*hey* i'm hazeues

our green is cool

you guys seem upset

remain upset so your mental deteriorates

and so we win

who put the tamagochis on easy

forgot to feed the tamagochis

see what i mean

you spent the whole time focusing on that now you lose

he won

GG

afk

yes phoebie

phoebe

there we go

had to google the spelling on that one

put that weapon down

put it down

Yeehaw.

hey dad kisser

what if the dad smokes ciggies you be kissing him then too or nah

Justice demands retribution!

Yes, yes indeed!

Your efforts are futile!

didn't like that one phoebs

not one bit

gg

thanks

ok

thats ok babe

damn it you piece of chicken

watch it

dont start

gg

LMFAO

brother i did

it exploded like green goblins grenade on peter parker

?

i find that confushun

don't mind him he recently discovered rap music

invited him to a wedding to give a speech

no good

you just jumped into my bullet

headshot parkout

parkour

gg

Nancy are you singl

nancy what happen

nancy fancy pancy

where was this last game yellow you paperweight

did you hear me or check there from habit

gg

LMFAOOO

bro do you realize just happened

that was a mw2 cross map throwing knife kill

claude fable 5 returning tomorrow lads

gg

i was quite indian jumpscared tbh

when you eliminated me

it was quite a scare

yeah

gg

what is that

its all g we give you those ones

egg implies i came from bird pussy

you sayin i came from bird pussy

hey so my birthday is oct 12

do our star signs align x

nice

she single

thanks bro

Today - daniel finds a gf day

yarr

im saving that one

hey yellow

did you know kiwis call you zuppy

gg

how high can you reach

where does your ceiling lie

so what's up with you guys

gh

but yeah what's up with me you asked

hey man bit of this bit of that

For what is the flame if not to teach a lion to endure the ember..

Erugh, that one stung.. It's alright. Such is the tides of war, I will come back stronger!

gg

you're welcome for those rounds btw

have a couple on us

all g

x

A COWARDLY RETREAT

Justice demands retribution!

untrue actually i like women i even had a dream about one last night

guess her name

your mom

gg

rq?

they coming back?

was he mad

LMFAO

what's wrong man

gg

sicc kicc flipp

did my molly cut you off

at unders

what about bofa

are you 31

so about no one unders

gh

gg

hey buddy

hey yellow

hey pal

look at the chat man

i have some news about your sistar

oi

pipe it right there roman

your mom

ez

its ok jack

I KNOW

gg

gh

gg

FROM FRIENDS TO FOES

that was an awesome read risky

gh

see what happens when you don't invite the daniel lads

i told y'all to invite me

now look

Justice demands retribution

Does that enrage you

well that was a close one

gg

irl you can

One ring to rule them all!

And in the darkness bind them..

goeted

he coming back or nah

LMFAO

untrue statement actually

btw

Halt! In the name of the law!

*Rests thumbs on belt* You sure about that?

Justice demands retribution!

Looks like there's a new sheriff in town..

why's that

cudge rhymes with fudge and therefore you sweet boy

dunk buddy you're on thin civillian ice

too much on that one tbh

take out the japanesie part

then it's good

Mere mortals challenging me for my title.. Hmph, nothing new.

Arhgh

gg

you guys are playing really well

it's not birthday billy

um???

what's that green?

is someone.. CHEATING???

how cringe are cheaters hey green

3:10 curse

you just got cursed bud

yes billiam

no it isn't

and i won't

gg

knife mid?

gg

PTSD

what happened with old mate

getting kicked

lmfao

yall playing well for a 4v5

we would've lost if he didn't leave

gg

sorry bout leaver

shutting your mouth

gg

yes

gg

GG

gh

LOL

gg

gg

idk

tilly are you a male or a female

misc

gh

actually it isn't yet

are you crosseyed

wya

gg

gl bro

gg

gg

are you saving

gg

come on mate

what case is that

i dont

https://youtu.be/_toA8lErAHg?si=hhR6DrTx1L1rL3sX

so what's the deal here lads

what's the uh

what's the deal

you know

if we win that we get 100 rating

and for losing it we lose 557

can't wait to see your hp

gg

nice smoke

yes dear

hey sigma freud

you read subconsciousnesses

right

read these pal

HEY SIGMA

hey

that's enough

gh

really hanging on here

gg

almost 360 there

bit slack there yellow

bit unprofessional

A good half! A fair composition!

Justice demands retribution!

did you know that 1/5 defusers get herpes

unlucky

gg

i love tony stark

nah he's gone to go play skinclub apparently

a place where you can go right now to gamble and potentially win new skins while using code daniel

just kidding i don't have a code on that site

but you can use my code in the fortnite item shop

open a case hypex

that'd be hype x

stop talking

he's calling you gay in morse code

hey man

you're bald

do you feel good speaking like that big dog

Thank you to everybody in the chatte for waiting 30 seconds.

great foresight mollying the car twice

not sure why you did

but awesome

oh

patience is a virtue

6-7*

gh

gg

Justice demands retribution!

hey goku

hey goku

hey goku

goku

goku

play bofa this round ill meet you there

not silo

go bofa

why not

why will you not meet me at bofa

the player is present and in the game

gg

love that iggy song

COME FORWARD YOU COWARDS

JUSTICE DEMANDS RETRIBUTION

yellow called you guys dog shit

HEY

FUCKINGH STOP IT

THAT'S ENOUGH

APOLOGY ACCEPTED

to be fair bafdhslajkhfbasldfa

dont start

what does gh stand for

you ran like a COWARD

and i SMITED you

gg

mechanically engineer these

half good i reckon

gg

PEEKABOO

gg

gh

what you talking about over there

what happened mate

how's that

what happened with it

good

i'm glad as fuck

play in it

dip a chip on your keyboard

don't be impolite tippy

don't be impolite commander crack

gg

gg

GH

cook these

and by these i mean my ballsack

GG

he's our best marksman

gg

lmfao

gh man

bro we were playing hopskotch

gg

actually

and this is true, spoke with him today

grand wizard said youre silly

hope that doesn't come between us queen of p90s

and sorry for the elo youre about to lose

apprecaite it

:/

has firewatch in steam profile

tuff game

thin ice queen elizibeth

elizabeth

i don't like typing in places without auto correct

not sure how i felt about that actually

i actually have a large skull but that's from my viking ancestory

so what's the daniel reference

he is i