match report//match · #33955798//mode · PREMIER
status · processed
// map · overview
MIRAGE
t+played 2026-07-23 23:28·dur29m 41s·serverChicago·avg·rank
2,368
team 113
:
team 24
t+played 2026-07-23 23:28·dur29m 41s·serverChicago·avg·rank
2,368
// lens
// team·01
Team 113
avg·elo
2,774
| Player | K | D | A | +/- | ADR | HS% | KAST | HLTV | TRUST | FK | TRADE | BHOP | MVP | ACC | AIM | XHAIR | SPRAY | CSTRAFE | TTD | TTK | FLASH | EF | HE | MOLLY | UD | UNUSED | PING | TDMG | TK | TFLASH | TF | HE-T | MOLLY-T | AFK | ABSENT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 3,268 ⟶3,391  | 29 | 8 | 5 | +21 | 159.5 | 28% | 88% | 2.47 | 97.6% | 2 | 3 | 8% 4/49 | 6 | 24% | 13.5° | 1.4° | 27% | 77% | 547ms | 735ms | 2.33s | 8 1.33 | 17.2 | 6.0 | 190 | $250 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 0.00 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | |
 3,033 ⟶3,133  | 19 | 7 | 3 | +12 | 110.3 | 16% | 82% | 1.78 | 100.0% | 4 | 0 | 0% 0/25 | 4 | 11% | 12.5° | 4.4° | 38% | 88% | 657ms | 575ms | 2.02s | 4 1.00 | 13.9 | 0.0 | 97 | $257 | 0 | 0 | 3.22s | 1 0.25 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | |
 1,841 ⟶1,988 | 10 | 10 | 6+1 | 0 | 80.9 | 40% | 76% | 1.11 | 99.9% | 1 | 0 | 0% 0/24 | 2 | 18% | 10.1° | 5.6° | 17% | 81% | 1499ms | 828ms | 2.36s | 19 1.73 | 2.5 | 0.0 | 38 | $350 | 0 | 0 | 2.06s | 7 0.64 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | |
| 8 | 10 | 1 | -2 | 52.1 | 38% | 71% | 0.85 | 97.9% | 1 | 1 | 5% 1/20 | 1 | 13% | 12.5° | 5.3° | 9% | 89% | 1480ms | 2033ms | 1.15s | 2 1.00 | 2.0 | - | 4 | $480 | 62 | 0 | 0.81s | 1 0.50 | 1.5 | - | 16s | 0 | ||
 2,434 ⟶2,583  | 8 | 13 | 2 | -5 | 50.7 | 50% | 59% | 0.66 | 99.5% | 2 | 2 | 4% 1/28 | 0 | 18% | 8.0° | 0.8° | - | 85% | 599ms | 1137ms | - | 0 | 0.5 | 0.0 | 1 | $508 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 13s | 0 |
// team·02
Team 24
avg·elo
1,963
| Player | K | D | A | +/- | ADR | HS% | KAST | HLTV | TRUST | FK | TRADE | BHOP | MVP | ACC | AIM | XHAIR | SPRAY | CSTRAFE | TTD | TTK | FLASH | EF | HE | MOLLY | UD | UNUSED | PING | TDMG | TK | TFLASH | TF | HE-T | MOLLY-T | AFK | ABSENT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2,307 ⟶2,158 | 10 | 15 | 3 | -5 | 82.8 | 20% | 47% | 0.73 | 100.0% | 1 | 2 | 4% 1/24 | 1 | 24% | 4.8° | 1.4° | 27% | 73% | 993ms | 1230ms | 5.10s | 1 1.00 | 46.7 | 0.0 | 140 | $227 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 0.00 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | |
 1,635 ⟶1,512  | 12 | 14 | 3+1 | -2 | 80.5 | 33% | 71% | 1.04 | 94.5% | 3 | 2 | 1% 1/87 | 1 | 18% | 24.3° | 3.2° | - | - | 1102ms | 1552ms | 2.58s | 9 0.75 | 3.7 | 0.0 | 26 | $214 | 45 | 0 | 1.95s | 8 0.67 | 1.3 | 0.0 | 33s | 0 | |
 2,207 ⟶2,095 | 11 | 16 | 3 | -5 | 72.5 | 55% | 65% | 0.85 | 97.3% | 2 | 2 | 4% 2/45 | 0 | 20% | 15.4° | 2.2° | 37% | 77% | 1040ms | 1023ms | 1.35s | 5 1.00 | 0.0 | 0.3 | 1 | $69 | 0 | 0 | 2.14s | 2 0.40 | 0.0 | 10.3 | 0s | 0 | |
| 9 | 14 | 2 | -5 | 60.7 | 78% | 59% | 0.72 | 97.4% | 1 | 4 | 2% 1/43 | 0 | 29% | 21.0° | 1.6° | 56% | 50% | 809ms | 714ms | - | 0 0.00 | 0.0 | - | 0 | $43 | 0 | 0 | 2.32s | 3 1.50 | 0.0 | - | 0s | 0 | ||
 2,227 ⟶2,087 | 6 | 15 | 0 | -9 | 51.2 | 17% | 24% | 0.23 | 93.6% | 0 | 0 | 0% 0/61 | 2 | 9% | 22.6° | 2.9° | 27% | 50% | 522ms | 781ms | 2.28s | 2 0.67 | 2.8 | 8.0 | 65 | $153 | 15 | 0 | 2.92s | 1 0.33 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 |
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// 02 · feed
Timeline
recorded · 1127 events
Grenade00:52.42
Unknown player
molotov
molotov// Round end
Round 161.1s
Equipment $2,900
Start cash $4,000
Spent $2,100
0
1
1
Equipment $2,900
Start cash $4,000
Spent $1,900
01:28.62
Chat
PissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.03:00.05
PissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.03:00.47
PissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.03:00.84
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.03:01.25
PissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.03:01.66
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.03:02.03
PissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.03:02.41
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.// Round end
Round 274.0s
Equipment $5,050
Start cash $12,000
Spent $4,250
11
1Equipment $9,650
Start cash $19,650
Spent $8,450
03:02.61
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.03:02.81
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.// Round end
Round 344.3s
Equipment $19,300
Start cash $25,350
Spent $11,100
21
1Equipment $9,250
Start cash $13,700
Spent $8,450
04:06.94
// Round end
Round 462.5s
Equipment $28,900
Start cash $29,350
Spent $12,250
22
2Equipment $10,100
Start cash $13,050
Spent $9,300
05:29.41
Blind06:03.84
Blind06:08.25
Dmg
06:13.62
// Round end
Round 555.6s
Equipment $18,600
Start cash $24,750
Spent $17,600
32
2Equipment $22,950
Start cash $21,800
Spent $11,800
06:45.02
// Round end
Round 658.6s
Equipment $19,950
Start cash $23,750
Spent $7,250
42
2Equipment $12,750
Start cash $15,800
Spent $12,150
09:15.50
// Round end
Round 7108.2s
Equipment $26,500
Start cash $35,500
Spent $14,050
43
3Equipment $11,950
Start cash $13,750
Spent $9,950
11:23.72
// Round end
Round 890.1s
Equipment $26,150
Start cash $30,100
Spent $25,150
4
4
4Equipment $14,400
Start cash $21,550
Spent $7,300
13:13.86
// Round end
Round 9107.6s
Equipment $17,100
Start cash $15,500
Spent $7,600
5
4
4Equipment $26,500
Start cash $27,250
Spent $16,750
15:21.42
// Round end
Round 10104.0s
Equipment $28,650
Start cash $27,150
Spent $17,500
64
4Equipment $10,400
Start cash $21,700
Spent $9,800
17:25.42
Blind18:14.58
// Round end
Round 11122.0s
Equipment $22,500
Start cash $28,050
Spent $10,600
7
4
4Equipment $12,800
Start cash $18,100
Spent $11,800
19:47.42
// Round end
Round 1255.8s
Equipment $31,150
Start cash $32,250
Spent $26,100
84
4Equipment $16,200
Start cash $14,100
Spent $9,450
21:03.25
Side switch
Halftime — sides switch21:03.25
Halftime — sides switch// Round end
Round 1353.4s
Equipment $2,400
Start cash $4,000
Spent $1,400
49
9Equipment $3,200
Start cash $4,000
Spent $2,200
22:23.11
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.23:21.55
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.23:21.86
PissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.23:22.20
PissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.23:22.47
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.23:22.83
PissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.23:23.09
PissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.23:23.44
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?23:23.73
PissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?23:24.02
PissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. 23:24.30
PissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?23:24.59
PissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.23:24.88
PissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.23:25.41
PissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.23:25.72
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.23:25.98
PissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.23:26.25
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.23:26.55
PissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.23:26.84
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.23:27.16
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.23:27.42
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.23:27.72
PissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.23:29.58
PissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.23:30.00
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.23:30.75
PissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.23:32.16
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?23:32.64
PissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?23:33.11
PissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.23:33.50
PissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.23:33.91
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.23:34.31
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.23:34.73
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.23:35.17
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.23:35.58
PissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.23:35.98
PissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.23:41.61
PissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.23:50.31
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?23:50.70
PissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?23:56.30
PissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.23:56.81
PissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.23:57.25
PissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.23:59.23
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.24:00.66
PissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.24:02.31
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.24:02.73
PissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.// Round end
Round 1481.0s
Equipment $7,200
Start cash $14,300
Spent $6,600
410
10Equipment $12,850
Start cash $19,850
Spent $11,850
24:04.16
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.24:04.47
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.24:05.11
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev doesn’t walk, it parades. It doesn’t spray, it conducts. You don’t play it, you worship it.Blind
24:35.03
Blind
24:36.44
Blind24:36.80
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.24:44.02
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.24:44.34
PissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.24:44.67
PissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.24:44.98
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.24:45.27
PissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.25:17.69
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?25:17.95
PissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. 25:18.41
PissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.25:18.86
PissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.25:19.22
PissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.25:19.70
PissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.25:20.09
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.25:20.62
PissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.25:23.98
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.25:24.55
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.25:24.89
PissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.25:25.17
PissCarnivalDirector: My teammates may not understand. My enemies definitely do. The Negev is the only communication that transcends ping.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.25:25.45
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.25:25.97
PissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.25:26.27
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?25:26.55
PissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?25:26.88
PissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. 25:27.47
PissCarnivalDirector: Empty casings litter the floor around you, a trail leading back to the worst mistake of all.. ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?25:27.94
PissCarnivalDirector: The original sin revealed, maybe it's time to quit? Or maybe it's time to finally lock in?// Round end
Round 1566.2s
Equipment $13,550
Start cash $21,400
Spent $10,650
411
11Equipment $21,600
Start cash $22,700
Spent $10,550
25:30.39
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.26:06.84
PissCarnivalDirector: You think it’s recoil, but it’s actually destiny correcting your aim. The Negev doesn’t miss, it redirects fate.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.26:07.12
PissCarnivalDirector: You reload? Cute. The Negev never stops. It just pauses to let your fear catch up.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.26:07.45
PissCarnivalDirector: They said it was overpriced. They said it was impractical. They were right. But they’re also dead.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.26:07.77
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, a server admin sighs as another Negev spin begins. The map trembles. The chat fills. Balance is gone.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.26:08.08
PissCarnivalDirector: Economists call it inflation. Philosophers call it inevitability. I call it 1500 rounds per minute.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.26:08.45
PissCarnivalDirector: The barrel glows. The walls melt. Even the tickrate can’t keep up. You didn’t lose, you were outperformed by art.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.26:09.25
PissCarnivalDirector: Is this still Counter-Strike, or performance theatre? The Negev blurs the line between tragedy and comedy.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.26:09.56
PissCarnivalDirector: Some people hear the gunfire. Others hear the music. The difference? Enlightenment.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.26:10.16
PissCarnivalDirector: You tried to peek? Bold move. The Negev doesn’t peek back, it reconstructs your decision-making process.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.26:10.42
PissCarnivalDirector: 150 bullets. Zero regrets. Each one a personal letter from me to your ego.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.26:10.86
PissCarnivalDirector: Somewhere, an AK cries into its wood grain. Even the AWP envies this much chaos.// Round end
Round 16119.1s
Equipment $14,050
Start cash $21,500
Spent $13,050
412
12Equipment $17,300
Start cash $30,000
Spent $2,150
27:49.52
ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.27:54.95
PissCarnivalDirector: Your flashbangs can’t stop me. Your smoke only frames my masterpiece.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.27:55.39
PissCarnivalDirector: Do you hear that? It’s not gunfire. It’s applause. BTW Your test came back, it's negevative.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.27:55.73
PissCarnivalDirector: The Negev: Forged in the fires of Soviet-era industry, a weapon not of precision but of prophecy. Each bullet, a sermon.ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?27:56.12
PissCarnivalDirector: Each belt, a declaration of chaos. Are you sure you should group up? Should we run straight at him?ChatPissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?27:56.50
PissCarnivalDirector: Your life flashes before your eyes, it wasn't supposed to end this way. How did we get here?Blind28:27.53
Blind28:42.25
Blind
29:15.92
// Round end
Round 1792.3s
Equipment $13,850
Start cash $23,950
Spent $12,850
413
13Equipment $29,200
Start cash $41,200
Spent $24,850
29:41.86
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// Team 1
// Team 2
// Sides
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// Rounds
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// inspect
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// 04 · players
players · 10Player details
Kills
29
Deaths
8
ADR
159.5
KAST
88.2%
Rating
2.47
HS%
27.6%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | ||
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| R6 | — | |
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | ||
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | ||
| R17 | — |
Kills
29 total
Damage
2712 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 AK-47 | 11 | 818 | 18.2% |
 M4A1-S | 8 | 939 | 62.5% |
 Galil AR | 3 | 273 | 33.3% |
 MP9 | 2 | 194 | 0% |
 Inferno | 2 | 18 | 0% |
 MAC-10 | 1 | 97 | 0% |
 Glock-18 | 1 | 94 | 0% |
 MP7 | 1 | 10 | 0% |
 HE Grenade | 0 | 172 | - |
 UMP-45 | 0 | 63 | - |
 USP-S | 0 | 34 | - |
Kills
19
Deaths
7
ADR
110.3
KAST
82.3%
Rating
1.78
HS%
15.8%
Clutches
0 / 1
Kills
19 total
Damage
1875 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 AWP  1 1 | 8 | 645 | 12.5% |
 Negev | 6 | 531 | 16.7% |
M4A1-S | 4 | 424 | 25% |
 PP-Bizon | 1 | 96 | 0% |
HE Grenade | 0 | 97 | - |
Glock-18 | 0 | 82 | - |
Kills
12
Deaths
14
ADR
80.5
KAST
70.6%
Rating
1.04
HS%
33.3%
Clutches
0 / 4
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | ||
| R3 | ||
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | ||
| R7 | — | — |
| R8 | ||
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | ||
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | — | |
| R17 |
Kills
12 total
Damage
1414 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
Glock-18 | 4 | 428 | 25% |
 SSG 08 | 2 | 383 | 0% |
MP9 | 2 | 200 | 50% |
 Desert Eagle | 1 | 185 | 100% |
 Tec-9 | 1 | 100 | 0% |
 P2000 1 | 1 | 45 | 0% |
 R8 Revolver | 1 | 0 | 100% |
 Knife | 0 | 36 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 35 | - |
 Flashbang | 0 | 2 | - |
Kills
11
Deaths
16
ADR
72.5
KAST
64.7%
Rating
0.85
HS%
54.5%
Clutches
0 / 5
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | — |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | ||
| R5 | ||
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | ||
| R10 | ||
| R11 | ||
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | ||
| R17 |
Kills
11 total
Damage
1263 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47 | 3 | 355 | 33.3% |
AWP | 3 | 300 | 0% |
USP-S | 2 | 132 | 100% |
MP7 | 1 | 232 | 100% |
M4A1-S | 1 | 100 | 100% |
MP9 | 1 | 99 | 100% |
Inferno | 0 | 31 | - |
Glock-18 | 0 | 11 | - |
Flashbang | 0 | 1 | - |
Molotov | 0 | 1 | - |
 Smoke Grenade | 0 | 1 | - |
Kills
10
Deaths
15
ADR
82.8
KAST
47.1%
Rating
0.73
HS%
20%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | ||
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | ||
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | ||
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | — | |
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | ||
| R17 | — |
Kills
10 total
Damage
1408 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47 | 3 | 212 | 0% |
Galil AR 1 | 2 | 199 | 0% |
M4A1-S | 2 | 154 | 0% |
Tec-9 | 2 | 147 | 50% |
Glock-18 | 1 | 100 | 100% |
HE Grenade | 0 | 140 | - |
USP-S | 0 | 125 | - |
Desert Eagle | 0 | 124 | - |
 M4A4 | 0 | 114 | - |
MP7 | 0 | 93 | - |
Kills
10
Deaths
10
ADR
80.9
KAST
76.5%
Rating
1.11
HS%
40%
Clutches
1 / 2
Kills
10 total
Damage
1375 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 Five-SeveN 1 | 3 | 338 | 0% |
AK-47 | 3 | 307 | 100% |
USP-S | 2 | 192 | 0% |
M4A1-S | 1 | 203 | 0% |
Galil AR | 1 | 100 | 100% |
M4A4 | 0 | 145 | - |
Glock-18 | 0 | 52 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 38 | - |
Kills
9
Deaths
14
ADR
60.7
KAST
58.8%
Rating
0.72
HS%
77.8%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | — | — |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | ||
| R7 | ||
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| R10 | ||
| R11 | ||
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | ||
| R16 | ||
| R17 | — |
Kills
9 total
Damage
1032 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47 | 4 | 454 | 100% |
M4A1-S | 2 | 277 | 0% |
Galil AR | 1 | 143 | 100% |
P2000 | 1 | 127 | 100% |
Glock-18 | 1 | 31 | 100% |
Kills
8
Deaths
10
ADR
52.1
KAST
70.6%
Rating
0.85
HS%
37.5%
Clutches
1 / 1
Kills
8 total
Damage
950 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
M4A1-S | 3 | 287 | 33.3% |
Glock-18 1 | 3 | 239 | 0% |
AWP | 1 | 100 | 100% |
Five-SeveN | 1 | 62 | 100% |
M4A4 | 0 | 189 | - |
Galil AR | 0 | 66 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 7 | - |
Kills
8
Deaths
13
ADR
50.7
KAST
58.8%
Rating
0.66
HS%
50%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | — |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | ||
| R5 | — | — |
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | ||
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | ||
| R16 | — | |
| R17 | — |
Kills
8 total
Damage
862 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47 | 3 | 323 | 66.7% |
M4A4 | 2 | 139 | 50% |
AWP | 1 | 185 | 0% |
M4A1-S 1 | 1 | 99 | 0% |
Glock-18 | 1 | 47 | 100% |
MP7 | 0 | 68 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 1 | - |
Kills
6
Deaths
15
ADR
51.2
KAST
23.5%
Rating
0.23
HS%
16.7%
Clutches
-
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | ||
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | — | |
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | ||
| R17 | — |
Kills
6 total
Damage
885 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
M4A1-S | 2 | 172 | 0% |
MP7 | 1 | 276 | 0% |
Negev | 1 | 185 | 100% |
Knife | 1 | 93 | 0% |
SSG 08 | 1 | 30 | 0% |
 G3SG1 | 0 | 64 | - |
Inferno | 0 | 40 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 25 | - |
// 05 · duels
kill matrixHead-to-head
| Attacker → |  zachary1221 | PissCarnivalDirector |  Belito7 |  iHaveWheelz |  les pieces |  FormA |  LeftTesty |  BTA |  SonicInBed |  Lucas |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| zachary1221 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 4 - 2 | 7 - 0 | 5 - 2 | 7 - 2 | 6 - 2 | |
| PissCarnivalDirector | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 6 - 2 | 3 - 1 | 2 - 3 | 4 - 1 | 4 - 0 | |
| Belito7 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 1 - 3 | 3 - 4 | 1 - 2 | 1 - 0 | 4 - 1 | |
| iHaveWheelz | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 1 - 3 | 2 - 3 | 4 - 2 | 0 - 2 | 1 - 0 | |
| les pieces | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 2 - 2 | 1 - 3 | 3 - 1 | 2 - 4 | 0 - 3 | |
| FormA | 2 - 4 | 2 - 6 | 3 - 1 | 3 - 1 | 2 - 2 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| LeftTesty | 0 - 7 | 1 - 3 | 4 - 3 | 3 - 2 | 3 - 1 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| BTA | 2 - 5 | 3 - 2 | 2 - 1 | 2 - 4 | 1 - 3 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| SonicInBed | 2 - 7 | 1 - 4 | 0 - 1 | 2 - 0 | 4 - 2 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| Lucas | 2 - 6 | 0 - 4 | 1 - 4 | 0 - 1 | 3 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 |
// openers
first blood logOpening duels
| Player | FK | FD | Rounds |
|---|---|---|---|
| PissCarnivalDirector | 4 | 0 | R2, R10, R12, R16 |
| FormA | 3 | 3 | R3, R6, R13 |
| les pieces | 2 | 1 | R4, R15 |
| zachary1221 | 2 | 2 | R5, R14 |
| LeftTesty | 2 | 2 | R11, R17 |
| BTA | 1 | 1 | R1 |
| SonicInBed | 1 | 1 | R7 |
| Belito7 | 1 | 2 | R9 |
| iHaveWheelz | 1 | 2 | R8 |
| Lucas | 0 | 3 |