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honkin skookum rock: i was born with an inverted penis and raised as a girl until it popped out when i was 500:14.98
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team 13
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// team·01
Team 13
avg·elo
| Player | K | D | A | +/- | ADR | HS% | KAST | HLTV | TRUST | FK | TRADE | BHOP | MVP | ACC | AIM | XHAIR | SPRAY | CSTRAFE | TTD | TTK | FLASH | EF | HE | MOLLY | UD | UNUSED | PING | TDMG | TK | TFLASH | TF | HE-T | MOLLY-T | AFK | ABSENT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 | 13 | 2 | +5 | 111.0 | 61% | 75% | 1.52 | 97.5% | 2 | 2 | 4% 2/55 | 2 | 13% | 8.1° | 2.8° | 13% | 87% | 352ms | 420ms | 2.99s | 5 0.83 | 19.2 | 0.0 | 154 | $246 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 0.00 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | ||
| 11 | 14 | 2 | -3 | 71.9 | 64% | 56% | 0.84 | 96.1% | 3 | 2 | 11% 5/47 | 1 | 14% | 5.0° | 1.2° | 17% | 89% | 695ms | 1036ms | 3.63s | 3 0.60 | 0.0 | - | 0 | $314 | 0 | 0 | 2.58s | 3 0.60 | 0.0 | - | 0s | 0 | ||
| 7 | 14 | 1 | -7 | 53.8 | 71% | 62% | 0.61 | 100.0% | 2 | 4 | 13% 2/16 | 0 | 17% | 10.4° | 2.4° | 100% | 86% | 537ms | 852ms | 2.01s | 2 1.00 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0 | $307 | 0 | 0 | 2.22s | 2 1.00 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 54s | 0 | ||
| 3 | 14 | 4 | -11 | 41.6 | 67% | 38% | 0.19 | 90.5% | 1 | 2 | 0% 0/51 | 0 | 8% | 23.8° | 3.1° | 0% | 100% | 599ms | 727ms | - | 0 | 17.0 | - | 34 | $168 | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0.0 | - | 0s | 0 | ||
| 4 | 15 | 3 | -11 | 36.0 | 50% | 38% | 0.19 | 100.0% | 1 | 2 | 0% 0/25 | 0 | 27% | 4.7° | 3.8° | 50% | 83% | 663ms | 1117ms | 4.11s | 1 0.33 | 0.0 | - | 0 | $233 | 0 | 0 | 3.01s | 3 1.00 | 0.0 | - | 0s | 0 |
// team·02
Team 213
avg·elo
| Player | K | D | A | +/- | ADR | HS% | KAST | HLTV | TRUST | FK | TRADE | BHOP | MVP | ACC | AIM | XHAIR | SPRAY | CSTRAFE | TTD | TTK | FLASH | EF | HE | MOLLY | UD | UNUSED | PING | TDMG | TK | TFLASH | TF | HE-T | MOLLY-T | AFK | ABSENT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | 8 | 3 | +14 | 130.9 | 68% | 81% | 2.01 | 94.2% | 1 | 3 | 9% 2/22 | 5 | 14% | 18.2° | 4.7° | 18% | 75% | 635ms | 618ms | 2.08s | 4 1.00 | 18.5 | 2.8 | 125 | $113 | 1 | 0 | 0.27s | 1 0.25 | 0.2 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | ||
| 19 | 9 | 6 | +10 | 127.7 | 79% | 81% | 1.83 | 98.5% | 2 | 2 | 7% 4/60 | 4 | 30% | 7.8° | 2.6° | 36% | 91% | 638ms | 741ms | 3.03s | 4 0.57 | 0.3 | 0.5 | 3 | $233 | 28 | 0 | 2.96s | 7 1.00 | 1.7 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | ||
| 12 | 11 | 3 | +1 | 81.4 | 58% | 69% | 1.13 | 100.0% | 0 | 4 | 5% 4/77 | 2 | 23% | 3.0° | 0.3° | 43% | 90% | 450ms | 438ms | 3.03s | 5 0.56 | 0.0 | - | 0 | $400 | 37 | 0 | 2.09s | 3 0.33 | 7.0 | - | 0s | 0 | ||
| 8 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 57.2 | 38% | 62% | 0.89 | 50.0% | 1 | 0 | 6% 5/77 | 1 | 12% | 8.0° | 2.1° | 25% | 82% | 720ms | 659ms | 2.92s | 5 0.83 | 29.8 | 9.5 | 138 | $275 | 17 | 0 | 0.96s | 1 0.17 | 2.8 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 | ||
| 9 | 7 | 3 | +2 | 46.1 | 22% | 81% | 1.08 | 99.9% | 3 | 1 | 17% 16/94 | 1 | 19% | 4.8° | 2.1° | 29% | 85% | 276ms | 372ms | - | 0 0.00 | 25.5 | 0.0 | 51 | $71 | 13 | 0 | 2.14s | 3 1.50 | 3.0 | 0.0 | 0s | 0 |
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// 02 · feed
Timeline
recorded · 781 events
// Round end
Round 162.2s
Equipment $2,300
Start cash $4,000
Spent $1,300
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1
1
Equipment $2,950
Start cash $4,000
Spent $1,300
01:24.70
// Round end
Round 268.6s
Equipment $4,450
Start cash $12,650
Spent $3,850
02
2Equipment $13,100
Start cash $17,700
Spent $11,350
02:48.33
Grenade03:09.80
Unknown player
molotov
molotov
// Round end
Round 358.1s
Equipment $17,050
Start cash $20,900
Spent $16,050
12
2Equipment $21,850
Start cash $23,750
Spent $12,900
04:01.44
// Round end
Round 454.0s
Equipment $22,750
Start cash $18,200
Spent $8,650
22
2Equipment $9,300
Start cash $18,750
Spent $8,900
05:10.44
Chat
alex: 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ♥ and you are da baby ♥(っ◔◡◔)っ05:10.55
alex: 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ♥ and you are da baby ♥(っ◔◡◔)っ// Round end
Round 554.7s
Equipment $25,850
Start cash $34,200
Spent $8,900
23
3Equipment $13,650
Start cash $18,950
Spent $12,850
06:20.14
Blind07:07.12
// Round end
Round 638.8s
Equipment $28,750
Start cash $34,500
Spent $27,750
33
3Equipment $17,600
Start cash $20,000
Spent $12,000
07:13.95
// Round end
Round 741.0s
Equipment $24,600
Start cash $27,300
Spent $9,400
34
4Equipment $6,300
Start cash $14,900
Spent $5,700
08:09.97
// Round end
Round 843.3s
Equipment $24,200
Start cash $27,100
Spent $23,200
35
5Equipment $25,950
Start cash $24,600
Spent $20,950
09:08.23
Dmg
09:42.91
Blind10:08.59
// Round end
Round 971.2s
Equipment $6,900
Start cash $13,450
Spent $6,900
36
6Equipment $26,550
Start cash $20,250
Spent $7,150
10:34.39
// Round end
Round 1094.6s
Equipment $17,800
Start cash $19,650
Spent $16,800
37
7Equipment $27,050
Start cash $29,600
Spent $11,700
12:23.95
// Round end
Round 1148.8s
Equipment $11,350
Start cash $18,450
Spent $10,350
38
8Equipment $27,550
Start cash $34,200
Spent $12,750
13:27.73
// Round end
Round 1252.2s
Equipment $19,850
Start cash $19,300
Spent $18,850
39
9Equipment $32,250
Start cash $37,750
Spent $27,900
14:34.94
Side switch
Halftime — sides switch14:34.94
Halftime — sides switch// Round end
Round 1346.3s
Equipment $3,500
Start cash $4,000
Spent $2,700
103
3Equipment $4,250
Start cash $4,000
Spent $3,450
15:42.78
// Round end
Round 1457.6s
Equipment $22,650
Start cash $25,350
Spent $20,400
113
3Equipment $7,600
Start cash $10,350
Spent $7,000
16:55.41
// Round end
Round 1580.0s
Equipment $24,750
Start cash $23,650
Spent $10,100
123
3Equipment $10,400
Start cash $14,650
Spent $9,400
18:30.39
Chatalex: My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.18:39.20
alex: My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.// Round end
Round 1631.0s
Equipment $28,950
Start cash $31,700
Spent $21,850
133
3Equipment $18,050
Start cash $17,550
Spent $17,050
19:16.34
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// Team 1
// Team 2
// Sides
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// Rounds
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// inspect
hover a grenade
// 04 · players
players · 10Player details
Kills
22
Deaths
8
ADR
130.9
KAST
81.2%
Rating
2.01
HS%
68.2%
Clutches
-
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | ||
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | ||
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | ||
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | — | |
| R14 | ||
| R15 | ||
| R16 | — |
Kills
22 total
Damage
2096 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 AK-47 | 13 | 1154 | 69.2% |
 MAC-10 | 3 | 159 | 66.7% |
 Tec-9 | 1 | 143 | 100% |
 FAMAS | 1 | 116 | 100% |
 Dual Berettas | 1 | 100 | 0% |
 M4A4 | 1 | 100 | 100% |
 Glock-18 | 1 | 99 | 0% |
 M4A1-S | 1 | 99 | 100% |
 HE Grenade | 0 | 112 | - |
 Inferno | 0 | 13 | - |
Molotov | 0 | 1 | - |
Kills
19
Deaths
9
ADR
127.7
KAST
81.2%
Rating
1.83
HS%
79%
Clutches
-
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | ||
| R7 | ||
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | ||
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | — |
| R13 | — | |
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 |
Kills
19 total
Damage
2081 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47  1 1 | 12 | 1210 | 66.7% |
 USP-S | 3 | 303 | 100% |
Glock-18 | 2 | 200 | 100% |
 Desert Eagle | 1 | 175 | 100% |
M4A1-S 1 | 1 | 99 | 100% |
M4A4 | 0 | 66 | - |
 MP9 | 0 | 15 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 12 | - |
Inferno | 0 | 1 | - |
Kills
18
Deaths
13
ADR
111.0
KAST
75%
Rating
1.52
HS%
61.1%
Clutches
0 / 6
Kills
18 total
Damage
1776 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
M4A4 3 | 7 | 501 | 42.9% |
AK-47 | 3 | 301 | 66.7% |
MAC-10 | 3 | 298 | 66.7% |
HE Grenade | 1 | 154 | 0% |
Desert Eagle | 1 | 136 | 100% |
Glock-18 | 1 | 100 | 100% |
USP-S | 1 | 100 | 100% |
Tec-9 | 1 | 92 | 100% |
 SSG 08 | 0 | 70 | - |
 P250 | 0 | 24 | - |
Kills
12
Deaths
11
ADR
81.4
KAST
68.8%
Rating
1.13
HS%
58.3%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | ||
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | ||
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | — | |
| R14 | ||
| R15 | ||
| R16 | — | — |
Kills
12 total
Damage
1345 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
AK-47 | 7 | 810 | 57.1% |
P250 | 2 | 149 | 100% |
USP-S | 1 | 100 | 100% |
MAC-10 | 1 | 99 | 0% |
M4A4 | 1 | 81 | 0% |
Desert Eagle | 0 | 64 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 42 | - |
Kills
11
Deaths
14
ADR
71.9
KAST
56.2%
Rating
0.84
HS%
63.6%
Clutches
-
Kills
11 total
Damage
1150 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
M4A1-S 1 | 6 | 560 | 83.3% |
AK-47 | 4 | 407 | 25% |
USP-S | 1 | 100 | 100% |
 MP7 | 0 | 30 | - |
 Five-SeveN | 0 | 27 | - |
Tec-9 | 0 | 26 | - |
Kills
9
Deaths
7
ADR
46.1
KAST
81.2%
Rating
1.08
HS%
22.2%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | — |
| R3 | ||
| R4 | ||
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | — |
| R9 | — | |
| R10 | — | |
| R11 | — | |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | — | — |
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | — |
Kills
9 total
Damage
750 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 AWP | 4 | 309 | 25% |
Dual Berettas 1 | 3 | 124 | 33.3% |
AK-47 | 1 | 191 | 0% |
Desert Eagle | 1 | 26 | 0% |
HE Grenade | 0 | 57 | - |
MAC-10 | 0 | 33 | - |
Glock-18 | 0 | 10 | - |
Kills
8
Deaths
8
ADR
57.2
KAST
62.5%
Rating
0.89
HS%
37.5%
Clutches
0 / 1
| Round | Kills | Deaths |
|---|---|---|
| R1 | — | |
| R2 | — | |
| R3 | — | |
| R4 | — | |
| R5 | — | |
| R6 | — | |
| R7 | — | |
| R8 | — | |
| R9 | — | — |
| R10 | — | — |
| R11 | — | — |
| R12 | — | |
| R13 | ||
| R14 | — | |
| R15 | — | |
| R16 | — |
Kills
8 total
Damage
933 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
FAMAS 1 | 2 | 299 | 0% |
 G3SG1 | 2 | 178 | 50% |
M4A4 | 1 | 100 | 100% |
USP-S | 1 | 100 | 100% |
AK-47 | 1 | 46 | 0% |
 Sawed-Off | 1 | 39 | 0% |
HE Grenade | 0 | 130 | - |
Desert Eagle | 0 | 22 | - |
Inferno | 0 | 19 | - |
Kills
7
Deaths
14
ADR
53.8
KAST
62.5%
Rating
0.61
HS%
71.4%
Clutches
0 / 2
Kills
7 total
Damage
860 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
M4A4 1 | 3 | 268 | 66.7% |
FAMAS | 2 | 286 | 50% |
Five-SeveN | 2 | 249 | 100% |
MAC-10 | 0 | 48 | - |
 Nova | 0 | 9 | - |
Kills
4
Deaths
15
ADR
36.0
KAST
37.5%
Rating
0.19
HS%
50%
Clutches
0 / 1
Kills
4 total
Damage
576 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
 XM1014 | 2 | 229 | 50% |
MAC-10 | 1 | 117 | 100% |
M4A4 | 1 | 91 | 0% |
M4A1-S | 0 | 105 | - |
Five-SeveN | 0 | 34 | - |
Kills
3
Deaths
14
ADR
41.6
KAST
37.5%
Rating
0.19
HS%
66.7%
Clutches
0 / 4
Kills
3 total
Damage
666 total
| Weapon | K | Dmg | HS% |
|---|---|---|---|
SSG 08 | 1 | 248 | 100% |
Desert Eagle | 1 | 198 | 100% |
 R8 Revolver 1 | 1 | 0 | 0% |
AWP | 0 | 80 | - |
AK-47 | 0 | 44 | - |
Nova | 0 | 39 | - |
HE Grenade | 0 | 34 | - |
 Negev | 0 | 23 | - |
// 05 · duels
kill matrixHead-to-head
| Attacker → | honkin skookum rock |  walker texas birb |  Jörg |  chumllee | alex |  ✪ Ant0n |  Puff |  301 |  maxi. |  Kitten |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| honkin skookum rock | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 3 - 5 | 6 - 3 | 2 - 1 | 3 - 4 | 4 - 0 | |
| walker texas birb | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 2 - 3 | 2 - 5 | 4 - 3 | 1 - 1 | 2 - 2 | |
| Jörg | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 1 - 2 | 0 - 6 | 3 - 3 | 2 - 3 | 1 - 0 | |
| chumllee | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 2 - 5 | 0 - 3 | 1 - 4 | 0 - 0 | 1 - 3 | |
| alex | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 7 | 1 - 2 | 1 - 1 | 1 - 1 | 0 - 3 | |
| ✪ Ant0n | 5 - 3 | 3 - 2 | 2 - 1 | 5 - 2 | 7 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| Puff | 3 - 6 | 5 - 2 | 6 - 0 | 3 - 0 | 2 - 1 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| 301 | 1 - 2 | 3 - 4 | 3 - 3 | 4 - 1 | 1 - 1 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| maxi. | 4 - 3 | 1 - 1 | 3 - 2 | 0 - 0 | 1 - 1 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | |
| Kitten | 0 - 4 | 2 - 2 | 0 - 1 | 3 - 1 | 3 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 | 0 - 0 |
// openers
first blood logOpening duels
| Player | FK | FD | Rounds |
|---|---|---|---|
| walker texas birb | 3 | 2 | R1, R5, R6 |
| maxi. | 3 | 3 | R11, R12, R16 |
| honkin skookum rock | 2 | 1 | R2, R3 |
| Puff | 2 | 2 | R8, R13 |
| Jörg | 2 | 3 | R7, R10 |
| chumllee | 1 | 0 | R4 |
| ✪ Ant0n | 1 | 0 | R15 |
| alex | 1 | 1 | R9 |
| Kitten | 1 | 2 | R14 |
| 301 | 0 | 2 |