match report//match · #13566366//mode · MATCHMAKING

status · processed

// map · overview

NUKE

t+played 2026-05-03 03:30·dur21m 11s·serverChicago·avg·rank Matchmaking rank Gold Nova Master

team 113

team 24

t+played 2026-05-03 03:30·dur21m 11s·serverChicago·avg·rank Matchmaking rank Gold Nova Master

// lens

// team·01

Team 113

Win

avg·elo

Player	K	D	A	+/-	ADR	HS%	KAST	HLTV	TRUST	FK	TRADE	BHOP	MVP	ACC	AIM	XHAIR	SPRAY	CSTRAFE	TTD	TTK	FLASH	EF	HE	MOLLY	UD	UNUSED	TDMG	TFLASH	TF	HE-T	MOLLY-T	AFK
i turn people into speedbumps ⟶	28	9	3	+19	169.8	71%	100%	2.51	18.1%	5	3	5% 3/57	1	41%	5.0°	1.9°	44%	75%	555ms	542ms	2.30s	4 0.80	1.0	2.0	14	$0	60	1.68s	4 0.80	1.0	0.0	0s
i can hear his johnson quivering ⟶	14	9	6	+5	98.3	50%	76%	1.41	0.0%	2	0	26% 31/120	5	24%	8.5°	8.8°	18%	33%	683ms	676ms	-	0 0.00	2.9	0.0	32	$100	67	1.18s	2 0.50	1.7	0.5	0s
Abby Bharmal	13	6	3	+7	82.8	77%	88%	1.49	92.9%	0	1	7% 9/128	4	16%	7.2°	3.4°	31%	86%	548ms	387ms	3.28s	7 0.78	4.1	0.0	37	$233	129	2.43s	5 0.56	4.6	0.0	0s
femgoonerplaysminecraft	10	13	2+1	-3	69.2	50%	82%	1.02	-	5	5	2% 1/55	1	28%	33.7°	69.0°	27%	75%	676ms	659ms	3.69s	14 1.00	1.0	0.0	9	$254	3	1.73s	3 0.21	0.0	16.0	0s
Georgetheasian	11	11	2+1	0	60.6	36%	65%	0.96	100.0%	1	2	6% 3/48	2	11%	14.7°	3.5°	33%	86%	434ms	667ms	2.78s	6 0.67	12.3	-	37	$355	0	3.05s	6 0.67	0.7	-	0s

// team·02

Team 24

Loss

avg·elo

Player	K	D	A	+/-	ADR	HS%	KAST	HLTV	TRUST	FK	TRADE	BHOP	MVP	ACC	AIM	XHAIR	SPRAY	CSTRAFE	TTD	TTK	FLASH	EF	HE	MOLLY	UD	UNUSED	TDMG	TK	TFLASH	TF	HE-T	MOLLY-T	AFK
guy with huge man bun	21	13	2	+8	125.5	62%	71%	1.65	97.5%	1	3	12% 7/57	3	24%	17.2°	6.6°	54%	97%	643ms	693ms	2.00s	7 1.40	0.4	0.0	3	$254	0	0	1.62s	3 0.60	0.0	0.0	0s
Palm Beach Pete	12	15	2	-3	70.6	67%	65%	0.97	98.6%	2	1	10% 4/42	1	30%	6.1°	0.7°	43%	88%	534ms	377ms	-	0	0.0	-	0	$187	23	1	-	0	23.0	-	0s
Gnatty Gains	9	16	0	-7	57.8	44%	24%	0.38	99.1%	0	1	10% 2/21	0	16%	12.6°	25.5°	23%	72%	901ms	1209ms	3.03s	4 0.57	0.0	10.8	43	$325	8	0	2.76s	4 0.57	0.0	0.0	0s
Bradybunchzofoats	3	16	1	-13	26.8	0%	35%	0.06	100.0%	1	1	14% 1/7	0	40%	25.4°	12.0°	0%	50%	779ms	1156ms	2.36s	2 0.33	0.0	0.0	0	$213	0	0	-	0 0.00	0.0	0.0	0s
Only the Past Hurts	1	17	0	-16	15.8	100%	12%	-0.28	100.0%	0	0	0% 0/26	0	15%	5.4°	5.4°	-	100%	836ms	-	1.92s	1 1.00	0.0	-	0	$229	0	0	-	0 0.00	0.0	-	0s

// 04 · players

Player details

players · 10

// player

i turn people into speedbumps

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

169.8

KAST

100%

Rating

2.51

HS%

71.4%

Clutches

0 / 1

// round logk · 28 / d · 9

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	Gnatty Gains Only the Past Hurts	Palm Beach Pete
R2	Gnatty Gains	Palm Beach Pete
R3	Bradybunchzofoats Only the Past Hurts	—
R4	—	—
R5	Only the Past Hurts Palm Beach Pete	guy with huge man bun
R6	Only the Past Hurts Palm Beach Pete Gnatty Gains	—
R7	Only the Past Hurts guy with huge man bun Gnatty Gains	—
R8	Palm Beach Pete	Gnatty Gains
R9	Bradybunchzofoats guy with huge man bun	—
R10	Only the Past Hurts	Palm Beach Pete
R11	Only the Past Hurts Gnatty Gains Palm Beach Pete	guy with huge man bun
R12	Palm Beach Pete	Gnatty Gains
R13	Palm Beach Pete Bradybunchzofoats	—
R14	Gnatty Gains	—
R15	Palm Beach Pete Bradybunchzofoats	?
R16	guy with huge man bun	—
R17	Palm Beach Pete	guy with huge man bun

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

28 total

Damage

2953 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
M4A4 1	6	624	83.3%
MAG-7 1	3	446	100%
M249	3	300	100%
AK-47 11	3	292	66.7%
Dual Berettas	2	200	50%
Glock-18	2	199	100%
MP9	2	198	50%
USP-S	2	103	50%
R8 Revolver	2	0	0%
MP7	1	170	100%
AWP	1	100	0%
MP5-SD	1	0	100%
Desert Eagle	0	301	-
HE Grenade	0	12	-
Inferno	0	8	-

// player

guy with huge man bun

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

125.5

KAST

70.6%

Rating

1.65

HS%

61.9%

Clutches

1 / 1

// round logk · 21 / d · 13

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	Abby Bharmal femgoonerplaysminecraft i can hear his johnson quivering	—
R2	i can hear his johnson quivering Abby Bharmal	—
R3	femgoonerplaysminecraft	Georgetheasian
R4	i can hear his johnson quivering	Abby Bharmal
R5	femgoonerplaysminecraft i turn people into speedbumps	Abby Bharmal
R6	—	Georgetheasian
R7	Georgetheasian femgoonerplaysminecraft	i turn people into speedbumps
R8	i can hear his johnson quivering Abby Bharmal Georgetheasian	—
R9	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R10	Abby Bharmal	i can hear his johnson quivering
R11	i can hear his johnson quivering Abby Bharmal i turn people into speedbumps Georgetheasian	—
R12	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R13	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R14	—	Georgetheasian
R15	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R16	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R17	i turn people into speedbumps femgoonerplaysminecraft	Abby Bharmal

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

21 total

Damage

2134 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
AK-47 11	13	1313	69.2%
MP7	3	298	66.7%
Tec-9	3	241	66.7%
M4A1-S	2	199	0%
Desert Eagle	0	35	-
Five-SeveN	0	23	-
MAC-10	0	22	-
HE Grenade	0	3	-

// player

i can hear his johnson quivering

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

98.3

KAST

76.5%

Rating

1.41

HS%

50%

Clutches

0 / 1

// round logk · 14 / d · 9

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	guy with huge man bun
R2	—	guy with huge man bun
R3	Palm Beach Pete Gnatty Gains	—
R4	—	guy with huge man bun
R5	Gnatty Gains	—
R6	—	—
R7	—	—
R8	Bradybunchzofoats Only the Past Hurts	guy with huge man bun
R9	Only the Past Hurts Gnatty Gains	—
R10	guy with huge man bun Gnatty Gains	Palm Beach Pete
R11	—	guy with huge man bun
R12	Only the Past Hurts	Gnatty Gains
R13	guy with huge man bun	—
R14	Only the Past Hurts	—
R15	—	Gnatty Gains
R16	Palm Beach Pete Gnatty Gains	—
R17	—	Palm Beach Pete

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

14 total

Damage

1754 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
AWP 12	5	422	40%
AK-47	3	390	33.3%
MP9	2	263	50%
SSG 08	1	172	100%
Desert Eagle	1	104	100%
Glock-18	1	73	100%
M4A4	1	63	0%
USP-S	0	195	-
HE Grenade	0	51	-
MAC-10	0	19	-
Inferno	0	2	-

// player

Abby Bharmal

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

82.8

KAST

88.2%

Rating

1.49

HS%

76.9%

Clutches

1 / 1

// round logk · 13 / d · 6

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	guy with huge man bun
R2	Only the Past Hurts	guy with huge man bun
R3	—	—
R4	guy with huge man bun Palm Beach Pete Gnatty Gains	—
R5	guy with huge man bun	—
R6	Bradybunchzofoats	—
R7	Palm Beach Pete	—
R8	—	guy with huge man bun
R9	—	—
R10	—	guy with huge man bun
R11	Bradybunchzofoats	guy with huge man bun
R12	—	—
R13	—	—
R14	—	—
R15	Only the Past Hurts Gnatty Gains	?
R16	—	—
R17	Only the Past Hurts guy with huge man bun Gnatty Gains	—

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

13 total

Damage

1538 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
AK-47 1	6	622	50%
M4A4	4	377	100%
Galil AR	2	200	100%
Desert Eagle	1	71	100%
USP-S	0	146	-
HE Grenade	0	78	-
Glock-18	0	44	-

// player

Palm Beach Pete

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

70.6

KAST

64.7%

Rating

0.97

HS%

66.7%

Clutches

0 / 1

// round logk · 12 / d · 15

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	Georgetheasian i turn people into speedbumps	—
R2	femgoonerplaysminecraft Georgetheasian i turn people into speedbumps	—
R3	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R4	Georgetheasian	Abby Bharmal
R5	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R6	femgoonerplaysminecraft	i turn people into speedbumps
R7	—	Abby Bharmal
R8	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R9	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R10	i turn people into speedbumps i can hear his johnson quivering	Georgetheasian
R11	femgoonerplaysminecraft	i turn people into speedbumps
R12	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R13	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R14	—	Georgetheasian
R15	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R16	Bradybunchzofoats	i can hear his johnson quivering
R17	Georgetheasian i can hear his johnson quivering	i turn people into speedbumps

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

12 total

Damage

1223 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
AK-47	6	521	66.7%
Glock-18	2	236	100%
MAG-7	2	190	50%
MAC-10	1	131	0%
SG 553	1	100	100%
HE Grenade	1	23	0%
M4A4	0	22	-

// player

Georgetheasian

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

60.6

KAST

64.7%

Rating

0.96

HS%

36.4%

Clutches

// round logk · 11 / d · 11

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	Palm Beach Pete
R2	—	Palm Beach Pete
R3	guy with huge man bun	—
R4	Only the Past Hurts	Palm Beach Pete
R5	—	—
R6	guy with huge man bun	Gnatty Gains
R7	—	guy with huge man bun
R8	—	guy with huge man bun
R9	—	—
R10	Bradybunchzofoats Palm Beach Pete	—
R11	—	guy with huge man bun
R12	Gnatty Gains	—
R13	Only the Past Hurts Gnatty Gains	—
R14	Palm Beach Pete guy with huge man bun	Only the Past Hurts
R15	—	Gnatty Gains
R16	Only the Past Hurts	Bradybunchzofoats
R17	—	Palm Beach Pete

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

11 total

Damage

1032 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
Negev	4	416	25%
M4A4	3	149	0%
Glock-18	2	200	100%
AK-47 11	1	125	100%
HE Grenade	1	39	0%
Desert Eagle	0	73	-
MP9	0	30	-

// player

femgoonerplaysminecraft

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

69.2

KAST

82.3%

Rating

1.02

HS%

50%

Clutches

0 / 1

// round logk · 10 / d · 13

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	guy with huge man bun
R2	Bradybunchzofoats	Palm Beach Pete
R3	—	guy with huge man bun
R4	Bradybunchzofoats	—
R5	Bradybunchzofoats	guy with huge man bun
R6	—	Palm Beach Pete
R7	Bradybunchzofoats	guy with huge man bun
R8	—	Gnatty Gains
R9	Palm Beach Pete	Bradybunchzofoats
R10	—	—
R11	—	Palm Beach Pete
R12	Bradybunchzofoats guy with huge man bun	Gnatty Gains
R13	—	—
R14	Bradybunchzofoats	—
R15	guy with huge man bun	Gnatty Gains
R16	—	Bradybunchzofoats
R17	Bradybunchzofoats	guy with huge man bun

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

10 total

Damage

1259 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
M4A4	4	399	25%
Nova	1	189	100%
AK-47	1	162	100%
MP9	1	141	100%
MAG-7 1	1	101	0%
Galil AR	1	100	100%
Taser	1	78	0%
Inferno	0	80	-
HE Grenade	0	9	-

// player

Gnatty Gains

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

57.8

KAST

23.5%

Rating

0.38

HS%

44.4%

Clutches

0 / 8

// round logk · 9 / d · 16

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R2	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R3	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R4	—	Abby Bharmal
R5	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R6	Georgetheasian	i turn people into speedbumps
R7	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R8	i turn people into speedbumps femgoonerplaysminecraft	—
R9	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R10	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R11	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R12	i turn people into speedbumps femgoonerplaysminecraft i can hear his johnson quivering	Georgetheasian
R13	—	Georgetheasian
R14	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R15	i can hear his johnson quivering Georgetheasian femgoonerplaysminecraft	Abby Bharmal
R16	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R17	—	Abby Bharmal

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

9 total

Damage

991 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
AK-47	4	417	75%
M4A1-S 1	3	239	33.3%
MAC-10	2	170	0%
P2000	0	62	-
Inferno	0	43	-
MP7	0	38	-
Negev	0	22	-

// player

Bradybunchzofoats

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

26.8

KAST

35.3%

Rating

0.06

HS%

Clutches

0 / 1

// round logk · 3 / d · 16

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	—
R2	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R3	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R4	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R5	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R6	—	Abby Bharmal
R7	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R8	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R9	femgoonerplaysminecraft	i turn people into speedbumps
R10	—	Georgetheasian
R11	—	Abby Bharmal
R12	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R13	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R14	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft
R15	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R16	femgoonerplaysminecraft Georgetheasian	Palm Beach Pete
R17	—	femgoonerplaysminecraft

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

3 total

Damage

456 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
MAG-7 1	2	228	0%
AK-47	1	90	0%
MAC-10	0	63	-
P2000	0	31	-
Glock-18	0	23	-
Dual Berettas	0	21	-

// player

Only the Past Hurts

rounds played · 17

Kills

Deaths

ADR

15.8

KAST

11.8%

Rating

-0.28

HS%

100%

Clutches

0 / 2

// round logk · 1 / d · 17

Round	Kills	Deaths
R1	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R2	—	Abby Bharmal
R3	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R4	—	Georgetheasian
R5	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R6	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R7	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R8	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R9	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R10	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R11	—	i turn people into speedbumps
R12	—	i can hear his johnson quivering
R13	—	Georgetheasian
R14	Georgetheasian	i can hear his johnson quivering
R15	—	Abby Bharmal
R16	—	Georgetheasian
R17	—	Abby Bharmal

// weaponsweapon breakdown

Kills

1 total

Damage

269 total

Weapon	K	Dmg	HS%
MP9	1	91	100%
SSG 08	0	133	-
XM1014	0	38	-
Glock-18	0	7	-

// 05 · duels

Head-to-head

kill matrix

Attacker →	i turn people into speedbumps	i can hear his johnson quivering	Abby Bharmal	Georgetheasian	femgoonerplaysminecraft	guy with huge man bun	Palm Beach Pete	Gnatty Gains	Bradybunchzofoats	Only the Past Hurts
i turn people into speedbumps		0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	3 - 3	8 - 3	6 - 2	4 - 0	7 - 0
i can hear his johnson quivering	0 - 0		0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	2 - 5	2 - 2	5 - 2	1 - 0	4 - 0
Abby Bharmal	0 - 0	0 - 0		0 - 0	0 - 0	3 - 5	2 - 0	3 - 0	2 - 0	3 - 0
Georgetheasian	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0		0 - 0	3 - 3	2 - 4	2 - 2	1 - 1	3 - 1
femgoonerplaysminecraft	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0		2 - 5	1 - 3	0 - 3	7 - 2	0 - 0
guy with huge man bun	3 - 3	5 - 2	5 - 3	3 - 3	5 - 2		0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0
Palm Beach Pete	3 - 8	2 - 2	0 - 2	4 - 2	3 - 1	0 - 0		0 - 0	1 - 0	0 - 0
Gnatty Gains	2 - 6	2 - 5	0 - 3	2 - 2	3 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0		0 - 0	0 - 0
Bradybunchzofoats	0 - 4	0 - 1	0 - 2	1 - 1	2 - 7	0 - 0	0 - 1	0 - 0		0 - 0
Only the Past Hurts	0 - 7	0 - 4	0 - 3	1 - 3	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0	0 - 0

// openers

Opening duels

first blood log

Player	FK	FD	Rounds
i turn people into speedbumps	5	0	R1, R10, R11, R13, R15
femgoonerplaysminecraft	5	3	R2, R5, R7, R9, R14
i can hear his johnson quivering	2	0	R8, R12
Palm Beach Pete	2	3	R6, R17
guy with huge man bun	1	0	R3
Georgetheasian	1	1	R4
Bradybunchzofoats	1	5	R16
Gnatty Gains	0	1
Only the Past Hurts	0	4